Little Brinjal Says ....

2009-09-13T14:03:00.000+08:00

Recently, dunno what is wrong with blogger! I can't seem to insert picture into my entry. Damn Sad! Oh, i just came back from Macau and will upload photos as soon as i am free.

Latest update, i finally got a job liao! Wahaha... It is a training executive. Well, it is more logistic and admin related with little marketing role inside. Although i wanted a marketing related job, i just have to accept this for the time being lol as times are bad. Moreover, without any marketing related experience, i also cannot ask for too much. Honestly, i am quite lucky lah, working under good bosses (from TLP to my current job) so far. My boss is willing to teach and give me alot of opportunity. If there were any negative aspect of this job, i think i dun really like the environment. The working environment is ....... very "no-sense" of belonging. Although my colleagues are "friendly" and "helpful" in teaching me, i felt that everyone is too serious there. The other time, i was listening to my mp3 while concentrating keying some important data into the system, my colleagues asked me not to listening to mp3 in a very nice tone. Well, she said that i can't hear the phone ring. I was like ...... THE OFFICE IS SO BLOODY NOISY EVEN WITHOUT THE MP3, I CAN'T EVEN HEAR THE PHONE RING LIAO LOL!

Siao! Of course, i didn't tell her that lah. I just smile and nod my head. Then later she came back to me and asked whether am i offended and i just act blur and answer no. (DUDE! OF COURSE I SAID NO RITE?! If i said yes, will u compensate me with vouchers?!) There was once, my neighbour laughed at her desk (ya, really very loud), someone actually shouted across in again very nice tone "do you mind to please lower down?" WHY THE OFFICE HAS TO BE so DEAD serious? Thanks God, most of the time, i am not at my office. So dun listen to MP3 still won't kill me. But i scared one day, someone will shout across the office and asked me not to breathe TOO LOUD. Then that moment, i can't smile and nod my head liao!!!!

Anyway, latest update on the bysi voucher incident, bysi actually compensate me with MORE voucher. Haiz, but sadly i really dunno what to buy leh! Anyone want to buy it from me!? Wahahaha.... Previously, i went to try a skirt at Bysi, then i found that is some kind of "tail" behind the skirt so i asked what is that for? The sales told me it is the design. Then yesterday, i saw another skirt so i tried on it and i looked like a bloody button mushroom. The cutting is so freaking weird! Then i asked whether they have any working pants, and the sales actually showed me the only working pants design they have and it came with GREEN! Kao, how to wear this to work?! I dun work in the forest leh! I will look like an elf lol!

2009-08-18T08:47:00.005+08:00

Recently, i dragged ACK to the Da Vinci Exhibition and obviously, made him pay for my admission (Wahahaha....) since he neglected me these days due to his work! Since he can't afford a diamond now, i will make sure he "ratify the damages" in another way. Anyway, the Da Vinci Exhibition was interesting but well, i hope to see more of his art pieces. Anyway, we were very tired after the whole exhibition because ..... really alot of things to DECODE - like the not-so-enlarged sketches, the small tiny handwriting, the small printing and the small tv screen used to explain the invention.

Anyway, i am very nice wan. Since ACK treat me to Da Vinci exhibition, i also treat him to the comic exhibition (his hobby wad) so ya, i sacrificed my time and opportunity cost to accompany him okay?! (Hahaha.... PS-THE EXHIBITION IS FREE)

The whole exhibition is very crowded lah. And Yums, where are the free goodies bag? I am more excited for the goodies bag lol.

A coconut fell and hit ACK in his eyes. One of his eyeball almost fell out of his socket so he has to wear glasses. Just in case, if the eyeball fell out, he got the glasses to prevent it.
See! We are not into this "crazy couple trend". I dun wear glasses just to have this "COUPLE GLASSES"! No way!
Hee... We are on the way to the exhibiton and i am too vain not to take snap of us.

Look at his stupid face! How happy was him! Honestly, my face was very black when this photo was taken. The place was so freaking crowded and these people are crazy to push and throw whoever get in their own way lol.

Ya! I was held up in the sky and was thrown to my left. Then when i looked up, i saw is the IRONMAN! See! When i shouted at him, he actually showed me his muscle and fists! What the heck rite?! BLAH! Big deal meh?! Next time i get my CHEETA to spilt on u then u know!

Where is ACK?

He is happily taking photo with the CLONES lah! Wait, they are the Clones from some movie rite? I also dunno who are they. But they walked around and i feel like walking up to them, "PAI SEI HUH! CAN U GUYS JUST STAND IN THE CORNER TO SHOWCASE URSELF. Don't block the traffic hor!"

Okie, managed to capture a not very near shot of Brian Bolland. Hey, u think very easy meh? Actually is very easy lah-just spend 20 bucks of his comic and get his signature but do u know wad? When i was there, i actually heard two guys saying this .....

Guy A: Wad lau, now i have spend 20 bucks on this comic hor, i am damn sianz leh.

Guy B: Why?

Guy A: I buy this so to get brian bolland to sign. But now....

I don't want him to damages the pages lah! 20 BUCKS leh.... How huh. Can i show him the comic and get him to sign on my notebook?

Guy B: Huh?

Guy A: I actually only have tissue paper with me now. Do you think he will sign?

WAHAHAHA.... Stupid rite?! I want to capture this two guys faces wan but hor ..... i scared they will chew me up! Sobz....

Me and the Duke. Hee...... Close-up with Duke leh!!!!

NOT TYPO ERROR, IS DUKE NOT DUDE!

(DUKE FROM GI JOE LAH)

See! I really lack of smart friends.

ACK is happily doing his shopping but GUESS WHAT?

Touch and See and YET, DIDN'T BUY.

Sometime, i can't stand him. Don't buy then dun touch lah. Waste my time lol.

Then he gave me this look when i tell him off! Stupid rite?

Still dare to argue with me, "BUT U TRY CLOTHES ALSO LIKE THAT WAD!"

See! That is where the men dun get it. Trying clothes is a formality and you need to go through the 5-process steps to see if it suit you! The fittings and the type of materials....blah blah.... Sobz, you think we like to try clothes meh? sobz.... very tiring wan leh. And the worse part is after you spend almost all your life trying clothes, you realised it doesn't suit you, DO YOU KNOW HOW PAINFUL IT IS?!

Forget it! Please explain to me how this apply to a toy? Do you need to wear it to see whether IT FIT U?!

Oh, i love this spiderman! Cool rite? This spiderman have the combi of (IRON + WINGS + AND SPIDERY). Cool huh? Hee....

2009-08-16T22:30:00.000+08:00

IS BLOGGER DOWN?!?!

Sian, i can't post picture. Sobz....

2009-08-02T22:49:00.000+08:00

Last Friday, I saw a top and pants at Plaza Singapura Bysi outlet that I really liked. Then, the next day, I went back with grumpy ACK to get these items and brought my shopping voucher that my friends had given me for my birthday present. ACK although patient, still irritating and complaining about playing soccer than do shopping! He can nag at me from ion to plaza singapura lah. Ya, maybe is a miracle that i haven't punch his mouth yet. Wahahaha.... Anyway, after all the anticipation and excitement of trying the clothes, I was told that I could not use the vouchers on sale items. I was also told that the Plaza Singapura Bysi branch sells only sales items. The salesgirl pointed to one of the clauses in the terms and conditions that states, “Is only valid for non-promotional items and during non-sale period.”

I find it ridiculous because this voucher is paid with by cash and not redeemed by some rewards points. The voucher, when given as a gift, should be the equivalent of cash. After all, don’t people give their friends vouchers instead of cash to buy whatever they wish? Okie, then maybe friends will ask me,"ah ya, why dun u buy from the non-sales boutique lol!"

Wait, first, i have the rights to shop for sales item rite? Why must i buy a pants for 60 dollars when i can get it for only 30 dollars? Second, the clothes in NON-SALE bysi boutique seemed to be meant for catwalk purposes and not for officewear lol. Will you wear a 3/4 pants to office? or maybe a big sized blanket top or erm.... a skirt with some long "tails" behind? Or a dress that look freaking weird and big sized (straight and flat like wearing a cardboard) although the label size put "XS". Maybe some boss allowed but not mine! Third, dun asked me to pay cash if i liked it so much. Why must i pay cash for it when i got the freaking voucher? Then what can i do with the voucher? Use it to fold stars and moon?

My friends were also not aware of such terms when they bought the voucher and if they know it and have the brain to think, i think knowing my nasty temper, they would rather give me CASH IN THE BRIEFCASE! I am so pissed with them! Never had such bad shopping experience! I CONDEMN BYSI!

2009-07-26T15:31:00.001+08:00

Okay, this is my birthday post. Well, from this post, u may guess who is coming for my wedding liao (ya, for some curious reader, my wedding will not be so soon) Wahaha... Honestly, i dun have great expectation on this year birthday, well.... felt that i am in depression era recently. But firstly, thanks to my secondary school friends (PK, SUMMER, HAZEL, AMY) who held the first celebration for me in 2009 and to my surprise, their celebration was so shockingly fun and cool lah. I LOVE it!!! Dinner at the blue potato cafe was classy yet noisy, filled with 5 of us laughter and bitching. Then the night was ......enjoyable and fun! Hee... This is the kind of celebration i realli want. Thanks so much.

Then followed by my family members who has given me a very practical gift and a simple but I-LIKE-IT celebration.

Next will be ACK! Although i might have some issues with the birthday planning that day (because i am a fussy person!), i enjoyed the edited birthday celebration for me! I also love the birthday present but dun raise my hopes in future!!!!!!!!!Wahahahaa..... Shit, i am a fussy and greedy girlfriend! Well, only such girlfriend can train the boyfriend to be the best rite? This is what Jack said to Mok X Ling - FOR UR OWN GOOD! Wahahaha....

Then I have celebration from Meiyi and Auddy. Thanks to the weather, i dunno what was their original plan for me lah but still, the back-up plan was good. (I can't say equally good rite? I dunno what was the original wan mah!) Oh, i think this group never fail to cheer me up with all the gossips and Q n A between Auddy and Meiyi and i ALWAYS love to be the great Audience! Wahaha... And the highlight was the gift lah! I love it so much that i doubt i will want to use it! U gals always know what i want!

Last but not least, still have other friends who didn't plan a celebration for me but their thoughts really snatch my heart away. A heartfelt thanks because i didn't expect a gift from u guys and gals.
Sharon - Cup of expensive coffee! At least she know i am a coffee addict lah. I didn't even get her anything lol.... *guilty*
S. Kim - Cosmetic.
Yu mei, kelvin, wanqi, jinxiang, stella (i dunno sebas inside or not lah) - Thanks for the jacket! Thanks for remembering me even in Taiwan! I have a great night with u guys the other day!
Lu and Yanli - Cake. Thanks so much. I even forgot u girls birthday! Wahahaha....

Ok, i hope i didn't miss out anyone! Thanks so much!

2009-07-14T20:44:00.003+08:00

My sister has been thinking of her 21st birthday party and preparing a list of who to invite. Apparently, she has 35 friends in her list. Then i start thinking of my own list (just in case i have a party too. Who knows, i can have a 25th birthday party wad!) and i realised i well.....only can come out 14 friends and damn freaking sadly, i still have to include ACK lol.

Haiz, i think is time for me to start making friends liao lol. If next time, my wedding and i have only 14 friends to invite and out of this 14, roughly 10 are my jie mei then kao, other people may think i am from er mei pai liao lol! wahahaha....

Anyway, last wk, i attended a drinking session with chris and his friends. His friends brought their gfs and well, i am glad to be too "high" to be chatty with the girls. Then we were talking about branded stuffs and complaining how stingy our bfs are for not getting us more branded stuffs. At this moments, Mr meat eater's virtuous gf sulked, "he never buy any branded stuffs for me before." At this moment, Mr meat eater immediately argued back, "so am i a good bf huh?" and she immediately changed her tone and smiled (damn disgusting sweetly), "ya. u are a good boyfriend. actually, i dun need any branded things wan lah." Kao, at that moments, all our bfs look at their gfs respective and expect the same old statement from us. Siao! I just rolled my eyes lol. Wah! What a spoilt market girlfriend lah!

Then well, she asked ACK whether are we getting marry soon and ACK was stunned (that ass always stunned wan lah) and she added that women like (we are the same age) US (and thanks huh for dragging me in ), our biological clock is ticking. Wonder did she say that to "hint" her bf lol. Ya, if i was there when she said this, i will smile and tell her mine is not ticking but already explode liao. Okie, i think meat eater better become a butcher soon to sell more pig to start a family liao before the clock went anti-clockwise. Wah, this woman really spoilt market leh.

2009-07-08T11:49:00.002+08:00

Recently, i went to trader hotel for their dinner buffet once again. Hee... They got a promotion for birthday lead. Not my birthday. If i went on my birthday, i am only entitled a well 24% discount only wad. So ... we went on my aunt birthday and of course, we entitled a very fat great discount.

This is the coffee pau. Okie, it taste abit weird and i really prefer coffee in a liquid form.

This is the meat corner. The roasted duck, chicken and pork. My aunt was so pissed that day because they only have one duck and both legs were gone! Well, of course, my other aunt took the two legs of that duck before anyone can asked for it.

the wide selection of seafood!

and the cake!!!!

2009-06-30T23:28:00.003+08:00

Yeah! Okie, i know alot of my crappy friends will probably choked with laughters after reading this.....

I finally set up my FaceBook!

Come on, ACK also didn't have facebook lol. Seriously, damn mah fan leh.... i dunno how to add ppl and now i think facebook is flooding my email...... Anyway, some namess sound familiar but their faces doesn't.

2009-06-29T17:03:00.002+08:00

wow, so looking forward for my birthday celebration! well, one of which i assumed that it is going to be the whole day but due to my late confirmation (which i didn't even know what confirmation i should give) and tata~ it is going to be a 2 hours birthday celebration dinner (which i leave my whole day free for) and another two more belated that i am not supposed to feel anything but still, i feel sian. Sorry, i can't hide my emotions too deeply within me. Storage space is expensive and when i realised why is it belated ..... which sometimes i hope to be unaware of, i dun feel better.

I wish that I could photoshop all these bad memories cause my negative emotion won't leave me alone. Seriously, i am not desperate for any celebration (which i doubt i will be touched to tears) but making me feel like one, desperate fool, juz worsen it.

P.S. i am not attacking anyone particular. Just feeling too bored to write this entry. Yeah, Rite.

2009-06-22T00:27:00.002+08:00

today, i went to repair my handphone with my mum at Simei and guess who i saw ..... okie, i guess only my secondary school friends will know him - Albert. I went to the washroom then i saw him waiting outside and if my memory didn't fail me, then hmm... ya, should be him lol. Hahaha.... then i think i saw his gf (or wife) whereby i heard from summer that they had some kinda of shortgun wedding. Anyway, the past really flashed.... okie, not really flashed but maybe played quite some time in my mind. I can't believed that it has been ..... 8 years ever since we have last met. ya, roughtly, 8 years.

I can still remember this mr Ah Beng aka mashed potato, not very handsome (from his nick and u should guess that rite?), not very smart, not very rich and not very refined can actually caused small sparks in our friendship between me, pk and summer. Abit unbelievable huh but well, we are 15 and he is a sweet talker so well, thanks to summer, he got the group no. and start calling us..... I still remember those days that me and pk will called him on the public phone and teased him whether he like summer and well, eventually the question ended with who he like. And how pk actually secretly went to meet him without even telling me and worse, i am the last person to see his real look (ya, after months of telephone conversation) Even my mum find it amusing that i can talk to someone without knowing how he looked like! Then stupid question like if one of us ended up with him and will our friendship be affected and blah blah blah during the girls talk. Oh ya, and plus i realli know alot of secrets at that time! Hahaha.... and LJ (ex-friend of ours) will probably forever still curious why the hell did 3 of us like this mashed potato. I still remember asking summer how mr Ah Beng looked like and her ans - "well..... okie lol." Then i asked PK since she met him behind my back - "well.... realli like what summer said lol. okie lol." then when i am supposed to meet him with a group of friends (ya, pk and summer were there too) in Mary Brown (before they closed down) and i was eating mash potato at that time, i was still hoping for some .....
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Anyway, when i first saw him, spoon in my mouth and i turned to pk and others, "YOU MUZ BE KIDDING ME RITE?!" and i still remember his facial expression, "kidding wad?" and i just look back at my mash potato then replied, "kidding about the mash potato!".

Anyway, I am glad he found his perfect girl which honestly, i am also shocked because she looked like summer! Wahahaha.... okie, i am serious, she does look like summer. Hahaha.... Anyway, i am glad that all three of us found a much better perfect guy for ourselves and are still currently not marry! Muhahahaha..... Ya, actually, i am abit scared if my friend announced their wedding bells because .......... eeeeeeeeee........ ya, that is what i will feel ...... eeeeeeee........ get it?! oh, summer, sj asked me about ur new apply HDB and seriously, i think i need a job soon in order to get my hangbao ready for 2 or maybe even 3+? of my close friends wedding lah. eeeeeeeeee

2009-06-17T16:18:00.014+08:00

Finally me and ACK went for our first overseas holiday after 4 years.... Hahaha.... It was pretty weird huh to go for our so-called graduation trip with my sister and her friends. Anyway, the HK trip is very enjoyable and i realised how naggy is ACK!!! Muhahaha....

In order to save money, we can't take a train to our hotel so we have to wheel our baggage to the nearest bus interchange and took a bus!

This is my sis and her friends.

look how tired is ACK..... he didn't sleep on the plane. He kept on talking and talking on the plane with the "mask" on his face. Talk to who? Dun ask me, i am sleeping!

Ta~ This is our hotel MTR station.

and our first day, we explored Central! (HK's Orchard Road)

Saw the pink bus.... that is the tram and we took the tram to Causeway Bay.

Actually i think ACK HAIR LOOK LIKE A HEAP OF SHIT! wahahaha.... Shhhh!!!! Seriously, why didn't i tell him that his hair look messy that day huh?! hmm....

Anyway, the night dun end early for the young and restless! I learnt how to play bridge from them and although most of the time i dunno why i need to "bid" or pass the "bid" ....who cares? We played with chips (potato chips)

Hahaha! ..... This is the specky group!

The next day, me and ACK supposed to go to Maccau but before that, we are going to the ................HK park and tea museum.

This is my 7-11 siew mai breakfast. It taste good but i ...... only had 5 hours of sleep so .... i look ........ like panda...

Okie, the Flathouse tea museum admission is free on Wed so yup, ACK wanted to take a look. Well, we have to climb UP the park in order to reach the museum and did i say that it might be quite near to the HK - the peak?

Both of us are sampling tea at the tea museum gallery. See! We are the tea expert. We bought premium pu-er!!!!

We are supposed to leave the Flaghouse tea museum by 12 but mr ACK got so fascinated over ....

See! That RARE BIRD, that later my sis jaslyn told me that it was still there when they came in the late afternoon!

ACK wanted to video it down and u should see that video ..... like a father talking to the toddler.

ACK: "come on! continue walking! u can do it! come on..... yes, one more step.... come on!!!!!"

J: Am i dating a himbo or wad?!

So what am i doing? Oh .... See! No matter how dumb is my bf, i won't give him up! See! I so nice.... so i helped him to video this freaking bird for 15 mins....... Can u imaging me holding a NOBLE prize?!

Okay, another noble deed. ACK is jumping around me and rolling on the ground, insist that we should visit the Olympic Stadium. Kao, it is not far but there are alot and alot of stairs leading up to Olympic Stadium lah. (Fine, i may being very drama but whatever, i am tying to say that it is out of the way!!!!!!!!)

I dun see the point. what is so big deal about an empty stadium....alright, oh.... 5 circles.... oh .... Olympic. So?

Hahaha.... Don't ask me why ACK smile until like that..... after i punch him for making me walked so far.... opsss.... did i say punch? I meant "sayang" him lah.....

Then we are late..... of course, there are alot of reasons why we are late like ... hmmm .... i forgot to bring passport to Maccau so have to U-turn back to hotel to get it back.... Hahaha... But this is not the MAIN reason why we are late. We are late because ACK want to visit the Olympic Stadium! Muhahaha.... (ACK, u wish to blog this entry instead rite? too bad......)

At Shung Wan, We had very .....well.... i had a good lunch but ACK had a very weird lunch.

I had the wanton mee.... Ohhh.... look at wan ton .... So Bigggggg....

Okie, see! My chinese is very limited too and the menu look so chim to both of us. I only can recognise one word - beef. So i told ACK that it is beef with some steam or fried egg but well ..... i am half right. It is raw egg. So i guess u have to mixed the beef with the raw egg to ...... eat ........

ACK: What is that ....... How to eat?

J: hmm... i dunno. Probably like rojak? U have to mix to eat it?!

ACK glared at me.

J: What? How would i know it is raw egg!? they never put "SHENG DAN" wad.

Oh ya, anyway, HK people usually used hot water to wash their plate and spoon. We doesn't know about it, and until i realised that when the couple in front of us used the cup of hot water for the "rightful purpose" and before i can warn ACK, well.... i would say he was very thirsty that day so .... i decided to be nice and buried the secret within me....

Finally at 3 plus, we are on the ferry to Maccau. Look how tired but still cute we were....

First, we decided to try our luck at The Venetian Macao Casino. The casino is currently the largest in the world at 550,000 sq ft (51,000 m2). The casino consists of over with 3400 slot machines and 800 gambling tables. Seriously, we were LOST in there. Maybe LOST season 10 can film there. ACK is such an gambler and can't stop playing the jackpot. He kept on claiming that his luck was on his way.... Well, we only lost 3 bucks but we took their 2 free coffee, 2 coke and 2 bottled of mineral water..... Hee...

J walked up to the waitress: are the drinks free?

X: yes. (anyway, their attitude suck!)

J: okie, what are the free drinks?

X: coffee, coke, mineral water and....

J: Alright, give me 2 of each of these three drinks.

This place is so beautiful and seriously, should have stayed for one night. Ya, if mr ACK is the god of gambler! The sky is painted on but it look so real and the whole place is filled with romantic and dreamy mood that u will believe that cupid is hiding at one corner singing love song.....

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OKIE, FINE, BACK TO REALITY.

We were late as we planned to visit maccau SAN MA LU (supposed to be their chinatown) and the ruins of St Paul by 6.30. But we lost our way and by the time we reach there, it was .....

7.30 plus to 8 ......

ACK insisted that he can be the MAN to lead the way.... well, ya, provided he was oriented enough not to read the wrong map.....

ACK: don't worry, i am very oriented this time round, otherwise, i will get killed by u rite?!

J: MY DARLING! COME ON, i can't bear to kill u ....... by the way, ur passport is with me. :)

View from St Paul.

Ruins of St Paul

On the third day....

ACK kept on nagging that he wanted to eat dim sum, hee... Yung Long is one of the place that have great dim sum!

Jas: Can ask ur bf to stop nagging....

J: Hee... That is why i dun want to sit beside him!

ACK: Alright, i keep my mouth shut!

ACK fav - DA BAO....

What else can Da Bao does for u...

Well, if u bf is very noisy, use it to stuff his mouth!

Third day, we shop for lao po bing and clothes again. Hahaha... ACK is damn freaking irritating to shop with. He kept on lecturing me what are the "wants" and "needs".

Anyway, the last night, we muz grab all the great snack.... like yu dan, lobster ball and the jumbo hotdog............. too much liao .....

On our last day, we woke up very early to have our great dim sum at the restaurant near the hotel.

LOOK! How hungry is ACK.

my favourite - haw kau. Wow, the prawn is super duper fresh!

the dim sum is super good....

but they dun allow us to take back to Singapore. ACK wonder can he do a franchise in Singapore. Well, look at my face, this is the ans. i gave him.

We Went to Tsim Sha tsui on the forth day.

Based on the 2003 Lonely planet, hardrock cafe is at some building near TST .....and after arriving there, we found out that they have moved liao! Anyway, i am very tired, so ACK said we might as well pampered ourself with very good lunch before flying back to Singapore.

We actually wanted to try the Spaghetti House but ended up at the Shakey's Pizza........We walked into the narrow building and there was this lady attend to us....

Lady: Hi, do u want to try our promotion? Free buffalo wings for any walk-in diner.

J: Oh.... Is this the (I dunno what Spaghetti called in Chinese so ..... ) western food?

Lady: Oh ya, pls follow me.

Then we ended up at Shakey's Pizza. Guess what ACK told me?

ACK: hmm... i think we are not at the wrong restaurant but maybe they merged in HK leh....

J: Oh... is it?

After enjoying our meals, we realised that the Shakey Pizza is on the third floor and Spaghetti House is on the 2nd floor lol. Hahaha... Whatever lah, the food taste good anyway.

See! I am enjoy my FOC wings...

ACK wanted to fight the wings with me....

See Lah! Keep playing with the food till the whole pizza fell apart and landed on the table! Dumbo Boyfriend!

Oh... Finally, we are on the express bus that will bring us back to the airport. We miss HOME, but we also miss Hong Kong.....

Hahaha... But we will be back ..... i guess....

Group photo taken at the Changi airport.

2009-06-16T00:30:00.002+08:00

i am back! Yes! Finally, my exams were over! Whooooooopa! Anyway, i am also back from HongKong and alright, ya, i know, HK again rite?! Come On, HK is so fun - u shop, eat then shop then eat...... Hahahaha..... Okie, i know i didn't inform much friends about my trip, well, it is on budget so ....... u get it lah - i must be low profile and fly secretly..... Shhh!!!!

Finally, i am back to Singapore, i think is time for me to look for job. (yawn) okie, recuit express called me recently and i rejected the job. Well, heard that the job is abit sucky from some friends who worked there or went for the interview. Maybe if i still couldn't find a job in the next 6 months, i might go back and beg them for the job! Muahahaha....

So bored on my first day of rotting. ACK is working as a newspaper vendor! Muhahaha.... so i can't call him because he need to sell newspaper most of the time and i am so bored at home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-06-01T00:32:00.002+08:00

there is a story.......

two friends are in the jungle and they saw a bear. the first guy climb up the tree and left his friend alone. the friend have to lie down and pretend dead in order to save himself. the bear sniff him and thought he was dead so it left. the first man got down the tree and ask his friend , "what did the bear tell u?" the friend replied, "he said a good friend won't leave another friend to get hurt!" the first friend apologised.

then once again, they both went into the jungle. this time round, they saw the same bear. the first man climb up the tree and left his friend alone again. this time round, the second friend told the bear, why dun u eat me up. because i am stupid enough to think my friend will protect me!

the first friend apologised again. ya, their friendship worth like this.

anyway, back to crazy poll, guess did the bear eat him up.

a. yes, because the second friend is too stupid to be dead twice
b. yes, because it dun understand human language
c. no, the bear touched to tear then took out a gun and shot itself to dead.
d. no, the bear told the friend, i understand how u feel. i am a loner too.
e. yes, because the bear felt it will be equally stupid if it dun eat him again.

2009-03-23T22:37:00.004+08:00

Been busy making visit to the useless career fair the whole week and nothing can apply from there! I dun want to sell cars, dun want to be at checkpoint guarding the dog (or prob the dog is guarding me lol), dun want to sell Fried Chicken and seriously, i can't find anything there ..... except human beings. So irritating!

Anyway, i felt guilty toward this guy for being so harsh with my words on fri. I know u really deserve it but well, i maybe can try to be abit "fake" by not really ripping the dead disillusion skin from your eyes and let u BELIEVE the world is still so beautiful and getting 3000 salary is a wonderful things that really so LUCKY to happen in ur life! Kao, pls lah! Wake up. Ask me something intelligence and not like do u think i should join the police force. And when i asked u why, ur reply is .... 3000 leh. That all!? Come on, think before u even ask me! What is behind this 3000? Santa? Sometime, i am glad i still have intelligence friends around and these friends are those who so happily reading my blog now..... U! U! U!

Honestly, i concern my friends so i am harsh to them and those who never hear any harsh comment, well, maybe u will never had a chance to read my blog! Muahahaha...... Seriously, if u were to discuss with me why u choose that job (which i really understand why people choose that job) or even consider this 3000, i admire u for being deep and mature but if u keep harping on that 3000 then ..... u really deserve me being irritated by u! Seriously, i think all ur friends are too nice to u that they should have told u the cruel truth.

Hahaha... Suddenly i thought of a story behind Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa and Po.

In teletubbies era, Dipsy and Po got together and Dipsy had enough of his tan that he go for whitening instead! As usual, all the Teletubbies have to say "Bye-Bye" before jumping into the black hole. But the truth is Po fell into the hole first. Dipsy as her bf wanted to join in but suddenly Tinky Winky said, "no one accompany me!" and Laa-laa scared to be left alone with him so she tricked Dipsy and jumped in immediately. She rather stay in the black hole than to face TW. Then Dipsy has no choice but left alone with TW and finally, Dipsy cannot tahan so he jumped in too! Finally, TW was left alone. Really alone so he jumped down into the black hole too! So the baby in the sun laughs out loud in short bursts!

Hahaha... this story has no meaning, pls dun think too much. If anything u have derrive from this story, then i seriously think u r way too imaginative and i would advice u not to tell anyone or else, they might think u r crazy. Because whatever jamie wrote was always senseless!

2009-03-12T23:39:00.004+08:00

Tomorrow i am going for my long-time buddy birthday celebration - sj. I am not a very popular girl in secondary school but i am still glad i have 4 great guy friends. Well, i have nothing bad to describe them....really nothing. They are so NICE that i really have nothing bad to say about them.... WHO SAY THEY CAN'T FIND NICE GUYS IN SPORE?

Mr 1st Nice Guy (decent and nice)

My nice bro - sj. See! Did u see anyone drink alcohol with two hands? U think that he is drinking chinese tea rite? Actually he is like Mr Ross and well, like other friendship, u will sure have some "ross-rachel" thingy going on rite? Ha! i won't tell u who is that rachel although she is not as hot as jennifer anniston but wait, i am not saying my that rachel friend not hot but .... okie, i kept my mouth shut! Oh..... their "ross-rachel" thingy is as long as ten seasons......and he even drew a portrait of her before lol. sweet rite?! but too bad, he is too "ross" for her liao. oh ya, this Mr Ross prefer animation over Dinosaurs, so at least he is much more fun than Ross rite?!

Mr 2nd Nice Guy (humourous and nice)

Second buddy - C.T. Pls dun ask me which one, obviously is not the one with long hair and giving a stupid look rite?! - btw, that is me. Then u guess which one lah. If u think he is the one who wear spec then u r right! C.T. is actually sj's twin leh!!!!!! (anyway, u better log out this blog before seeing anything hurting, bye.) but if u think the one in black then i am happy that u r my friend (i dun hang out with stupid ppl! SHOO!!!!!)

C.T. is another nice guy to hang out with. He is the cutest guy in my group (as we voted that if all the guys were dead and only these 4 are alive and we still dun wish to kill ourselves then yup, majority votes goes to him!!!!) He is sweet, nice, friendly, warm and yup, like Chandler who love to joke (hahaha.... most of time he will laugh at his own jokes lah, so not that bad). There was once we asked his advice on sj birthday gift....

J: hey, c.t., wad is sj favourite colour?
c.t.: dunno. y?
J: oh.... we are thinking of getting him a t-shirt leh... but dunno which colour he likes.
c.t.: ORANGE.
J: u serious huh?
c.t.: Yup, Orange is nice wad! dun u think so?
J: hmm.... will he wear?! we saw this orange t-shirt and i am afraid very "loud" for him
c.t.: is okie, just buy lah. we also got him a orange bag
J: WHAT?
c.t.: hee.... ya, so it look like a set now! he can wear our orange bag to match ur orange t-shirt.
J: u not kidding?
c.t.: no lah. bought it last wk liao lol.
J: ....

Don't blame us, sj. Ur buddy said u look good in orange. Anyway, the guys really got him a orange SMALL (LIKE A TURLE SHELL) bag. See! i have so humourous and nice bro. Oh, btw, he is attached.

Mr 3rd Nice Guy (shy and nice)

Y.J. - the shy nice bro. He is the guy who really transform alot. Can fight with the transformer! Since secondary school, i hardly hear his voice although we were from band. I hardly hear him breathing. Then all of a sudden, he is attached and really breath in all our oxygen and crap alot of dioxide. Know how to divert attention and shift them to next yr....

3 years ago .....
J: Hey, show us ur gf photo leh
yj: uh? gf? wad gf?
then he start to look around.
J: sj said u are attached leh.
yj: hee.... then u ask him to show u lol.... dunno wad gf?

2 years ago...
J: Kao! we haven't seen ur gf photo before leh!
yj: gf? i dun have photo wan
J: Wallet?
yj shook his head.
J: handphone?
yj: oh... i just changed my phone.

1 years ago....
J: YJ! ARE U STILL WITH THE SAME GIRL!
yj: hmm.... hee....
J: so when can we see this girl face?!
yj: hmm.... hee... sj saw her before.
J: then?
yj: hee.... ask him to describe to u lol!
J look at sj.
sj: hmm... 2 eyes, 1 nose and 1 mouth. sweet lol.
J: KAO!

last month!
J: when the heck can we see ur gf?!!!!
C.T. have already shown us his gf photos after dated for 6 months lol!!!!
yj: ah ya, if u can wait, then .......
wait for our wedding lol.
J roll her eyes.

Will i ask tomorrow? Don't know leh.... i scared i will kill a cat instead!
did i repeat the word "nice" too often liao? okie. the next guy i want to introduce is the most not nice wan! hahaha....

Mr 4th not-so-Nice Guy

once again (not the long hair wan!) anyway, W.J. is the most "normal" among the group. He flirt with girls without his cheek getting red, he drink like mad, and the friendship with pretty girls are as long as the length of a cigarette. (except us) Haha... but he is still a nice guy. And the most funny part is i always think he might end up with one of our friend. Hahaha... Both of them give me a very weird but compatible feeling! Shit! I better not said too much but i doubt they will read my blog! So who cares! hahaha....

oh .... this is my secondary school clique - still have amy and c.t. not in this picture. but ya, did i mention i am meeting them tomorrow?! i guess i will have alot of fun tomorrow!!!!!!!!

2009-03-04T00:41:00.003+08:00

recently, i went back to TLP with jia xin to ..... well, if u know jamie as a saint then u should know that i went back purely to visit my ex-colleagues and catching up the dusty old days and if u know the real jamie then ....bloody hell i dun even have anymore close ex-colleagues there liao lol! Hahaha, okay, other than lili, i seriously went back to get my testimonial from michael lah. Overall, my trip was not that bad afterall lah, i still have some not so close colleagues to chat with.

Anyway, michael really know how to find excuses and i can see that he is too lazy to write my testimonial lol. Keep dissuading me that his testimonial is not helpful unless i am going back to law firm and if i am really going back to law firm, i still have TLP......wait! enough! i want my testimonial! Hahaha.... but i really miss him as my boss......

Haiz, whenever i went back to TLP, i really miss my desk (which kana occupied by some unknown alien!!!!!) then my 514 phone that i always chat with meiyi, my computer that i used to blog every morning and youtube in the afternoon (of course this can happen on the same day if michael was on leave lah), my 513 partners and those people who sat around me once lol. Anyway, everything changed but i think for the worse lah (because w/o me wad!).... still as gloomy as ever and i heard the new manager is very scary. She love to keep her cupboard locked and they suspected she put the decayed food inside because lili always smell something weird coming out from her room. Haiz, then Joker Mary (one of the not-so-close) colleagues (who think her jokes is more funny than me! Ha!) keep talking about her son blah blah during lunch and what was i thinking? i was thinking HA HA HA so funny ....when the lunch will be over huh?! So funny that even the dead boneless chicken lying on the rice will start looking for its head lol! Muhaha..... y so serious?

Mr Siva (another nice lawyer) advised me that job market is very bad now but i can start to apply well ..... police or nurse?! Then i asked him one question which make him laugh like shit. - any difference from TLP? no one to show off my LV bag to lah.... well, before that i was telling him that another ex colleague of TLP is doing very well and i saw her with branded goods and LV bag lol! SIAN! Yup, and i hate to bump into not-so-close friends recently because they are very fake. Either they pretend not to KNOW you (after i wave to them! so pai sei) or they will try to ask you stupid question - like you are still studying? HOW LONG LIAO? ya, stupid rite? i feel like telling them, wait till i know how to COUNT how many years i have been studying then that is it! i can start to work liao lol!

Anyway, Jia Xin went back to australia and i guess i won't be seeing her till NOV 10 again. Well, i dun mind to start saving and can fly to australia to visit her (of course the main purpose is for holiday lah) before 2012! hahaha....

2009-01-27T00:11:00.007+08:00

Congret to Joan! I attended her wedding last last last wk. (okie, i know my entry abit late but not my fault this time hor.... I am waiting for jx to send me the photos!) Her wedding was so grand, elegant, simple and beautiful. They have a good band to sing their favourite songs and have kept us entertained at the same time. The wedding was like a fairytale-come-alive and not to mention the food was freaking delicious. Oh... and abit sua ku but i never know they serve free-flow of wine at wedding. Hee... Come on, don't look at me like this - i must make my hongbao worth it rite?! Okie, i didn't have much honestly ....errrmmmmm .... just a few cups.... hee....

Okie, first, i think i need to show you their wedding album! Wow, the photos are so well taken that everyone commented, "hey, that doesn't look like joan leh!". hee.... seriously, i dunno whether that was a praise or something else. But i remembered my friend told me that some lousy wedding make-up artist usually make the girl look older and the guy look younger. Obviously rite?! Because the guy is the one who pay the money so they need to "por" the guy wad....

Gal: DEAR, my wedding photos look damn ugly leh.... Why i look so old in the photos?! Can we re-take?
Guy: Huh? But i look fine leh.... Actually you look mature and elegant lah... don't waste money lah.... trust me, is good.
Gal: Huh? okie lol....
Guy pov: wow! lucky i look good in those photos otherwise, i won't pay for it liao lol! Now everyone will think she is lucky enough to marry me! Muhahaha....

See! How evil can a man thoughts be.... Anyway, no worries, joan wedding photos didn't really turn out like this.

Next, we shall look at the food! Kaoz, got abalone, shark fin, scallop and blah blah blah.... Furthermore, the waitress will help you to distribute the food into individual portion so i can save my "snatching and kaisu" skills.

While waiting for the dinner to start, ...... we of course start taking photos with everyone we know lah.

the tlp .....

Jia Xin n I

Still Jia Xin n I
Hahaha... Actually we took alot of photos of ourselves but scared you guys will be bored seeing photos with the caption "Still Jia Xin n I" then "Pai Sei, still Jia Xin n I" so ....

We add Pam into the picture!!!! Oh... Did you see my red wine?

Then Jia Xin keep shouting "NG" after seeing every photos (with her imaginition fat arm or face) taken by Bridget! Poor Bridget!

Then Pam snatched the camera and shouted at Bridget to take us!

See! I am so scared to smile properly....

Hee... Just joking lah.

Damn it! I look fat in the photo.

Then rach was so jealous of our happiness that she ....

squeeze into my personal space and start begging me to take pic with her.
Haiz, wad to do.... Can't bear to reject her lol! Muhaha....

Then rach was so happy after she took photos with me and ran to Jia Xin side....

Rach: CAN I TAKE PHOTO WITH YOU TOO!!!! PLEASE!!!!

J.X.: huh.....errrrr.... okie lol....

See! How fake was her smile!

(hahaha.... i expect my tag board will be filled with swearing after rach read this! muhahaha)

8.00 p.m.

Dinner NOT started yet lol! And the people shun me and jia xin because their mouth either cramped after smiling too many times or eyes went into temporary "too-much-flash" myopia. So what did me and jia xin do leh?!

taking artistic shots of each other.... well, this is called faces in the cup?

Until....

J.X.: Jamie, you suck! You just can't take a nice shot of me in the cup.

J: Dude! Because your face can't fit into the cup!

J.X.: Humph! I don't want to play liao!

J: Sobz.... not my fault wad... is ur face fault! muhahaha....

Anyway, the bride finally walked in with the groom liao!!!!

They look so sweet rite?! After 11 years, they finally got married liao!!!! Anyway, joan's friend (guy) went up to give a speech and oppsss..... a secret was let out by ...... someone. That guy was actually joan's best friend who secretly liked her for many years..... Haiz, i will never let XX went up to the stage, not to even mention to give a speech! sobz.... i must start to make friends with my admirers too. hahaha....

thanks to that hand which spoilt the nice pic of me! Seriously, if not for the light, i will definately able to identify the stupid owner of that hand! Muhahaha....

Then a group pic of the ex staff (my clique)
Okie, apparently, Jia Xin dun like this pic because she thinks she look fat (her face. you may zoom in now) but i like it because i look good! Muahaha.... lucky none of my friends (who is not tlp members) is able to access into J.X. blog to see my unglam photos. (Hahaha.... she will definately take her revenge!)

Then the last part, the groom went up to the stage and sing a song to Joan. So sweet. Plus, the guy really can sing. Anyway, rach screamed, "oh my, give me the camera, i need to RUN up the stage to take pic!!!!!"
So .... Good Job, Rach!

Hee.... We standby outside the ballroom to take pic with joan and her husband before the crowd leave!!!!

2008-12-19T13:28:00.014+08:00

Hahaha.... so pai sei for my late blogging entry. Have been playing the role of sleeping beauty recently to lure my prince but my alarm clock woke me up. See! Fairytales lies to me! No man is reliable! Humph.

Oh.... i had upload the taiwan photos already. Well, dun really enjoy taiwan this time round. The weather was very unpredictable. On our second day, the degree drop to 12*c and i heard (think and recalling.....) 12 people in taipei was freeze to death. Furthermore, i was also feeling unwell on my first day in taiwan and true enough, i was running a fever on my second day. Sob.... with Michael Buble-Home really make me miss home. Anyway, i got well on the fourth day lah. This time round, we decided to explore tainan, taizhong and taipei on our 1 wks holiday in taiwan.

On our first and second day in tainan and jia yi
We immediately rush to the night market and search for my damn smelly tofu!!!! Anyway, the smelly tofu is not very smelly enough, sadly. I want those very smelly type wan!!!!!!! Where are they!?!?!?!?!?

The weather was so cold, so we settled for a smelly tofu ma la steamboat. Oh my, i tell u hor, taiwan have alot of steamboat stalls leh which don't cost much. If i was a taiwanese, i would probably eat that for my 3 meals a day. Hahaha... Well, of course i am not. Dude.

Jas: wad lau, really very smelly leh...
J: hmm.... smelly good...
Jas: kaoz.....my sis really suffer from very high fever lol!

Oh ya, have u try the fried quail egg? After they fried it, they will put in a small paper bag and you can asked for sauce to go with it like pepper, tomoto or salt.... weird rite? but taste good and i love to eat it while shopping lol.

Anyway, tainan also have very interesting snacks like this.... they called it scholar rice. Well, trust me, i really eat alot of that and hope it works on me!!!! Hey, don't think is CHEE KUEY hor... well, look can be deceiving wan. they use some sticky rice to steam it then you can choose their filling like peanuts, minced meat and sesame paste.

oh!!!! this is the coffin board that ya chin told me muz try! Not bad, but at some moment, i don't know what am i eating... The filling contain alot of ingredients like pea, corn, ham, pork liver ...... okie, i really don't know what are the rest liao!

We also tried the oyster egg and haiz, we decided taizhong wan is the best!

Oh, they also have jumbo hotdog and we tried their original version.

Both: And we love the jumbo hotdog here!

J: ya, is real good.... And i got to have the first bite! because i pose with it wad!
Both: Humph! so unfair!

Jas: Quick!!! Now is our turn to finish it off!!!!

On our third day - Jia Yi Beach

Here come the is the ferry!!!!

Once we reached the beach, we immediately settle down for branch.

We tried the yang zhong mian - some minced pork noodle and at first, it taste abit weird but after that we have to conclude that this is the best yang zhong mian so far.They have some weird side dishes to go along. I think steam sotong with sour sauce and pig intestine with ....dark sauce..... Ok, the side dish taste weird and ..... not very appealing to us!!!!

Anyway, after lunch, everyone is so refreshed although we only slept for 4 hours the day before!

Jas: Come On!!!! Let Go!!!

We walked around this island and everywhere is breezy and beautiful...

Till 4 hours later......

And we are still walking!!!!

J: Yawn! My memory is full liao lah...taking pictures of the beach, beach and still beach. Can we take other things like ............. aracade building!?

Jac: at least you still have that camera with you lol. Damn it, forgot to bring my ipod along....

Aunt: Ah yo, can't you guys appreciate such a beautiful scenery

All shook our head!

Finally, we decided to have a seafood lunch.

Eeee.... actually is very weird to see all the seafood have been placed outdoor, lying dead on the cold concrete table and they lied so neatly on the table for us to point, choose, see, bargain (price) and of course take pictures....

We order a fish and 2 crabs. Anyway, those dishes suck! They don't know how to cook for nuts. The fish was overcooked that the meat became very tough and the crab is like ..... so tasteless.... and meatless! So what you have the fresh ingredients? You might as well as sell it raw! Really waste our money.

We were suffering from some indigestion problem so we drank their traditional sour plum juice....wow! damn sour lol.

Anyway, we are not very "scenic" type of people and so on our third day ....

Jas: Where else can we go huh?

Aunt: Well, there is ah li san, nature park, keng ting.....

Jac: Haiz....

Jas: So where else can we go huh?

Aunt: Are you listening to me?

Jas: So where else can we go huh?

J: How about we go to taizhong lol!

Jac: I am glad my sis recovered from the fever liao!!!

So on the fourth day, we checked out early and decided to catch the earliest train to taizhong.

Jas: You have long legs and yet you walked so slow!
Jac: Wad kao! You have short arms and how the heck i can take the tickets from you!

Jas: You deserve it! Short arms also can be very cute wan okay?!
J puke blood....

After five hours on the bloody slow train, we finally reach taizhong liao! Yawn, after i puke out so many blood because i saw something damn digusting, i decided that i need food to replenish my energy. We asked around the local and they recommended us to try the prawn noodle.

The prawn noodle taste good but ....too small portion liao! And very ex lol.

Sweet for the sweet! We also tried their legendary Bean Jelly! (this is wad they called their beancurd)

Kaoz.... better than the rocher road wan.... at least they have better attitude in serving you!

Tai Zhong is more urban than Tainan lah...
So our next mission is to look for a cheap hotel to take us in lol....

But it is damn freaking hard to find a cheap hotel room that located near the city area so .... We book one standard room from a 5 stars hotel and my aunt tried to smuggle human beings (me and jac) into the room. Sobz....

First, we have to hide ourselves in the park near to the hotel and wait till my aunt completed the check in procedure. Then my sis and i will walk into the hotel like some VIP guests and followed them into the lift. My aunt will press the floor no. first and she will pretend to ask where are we staying. Both of us will smile and we will reply, "oh.... we are staying at the same floor." Then we have to convince the bellboy that we don't know each other by starting the following stupid conversation.

J: Oh... are you guys from Singapore?
Aunt: How do you know? Are you a singaporean?
J: No. We are from Japan (muhaha - why? i am the one who wrote the script wad!) but we love Singapore. It is a beautiful city.
Aunt: Have you visited Singapore?
J: My sis and i have studied in Singapore for a few years.

Then the lift door opened and we have to walk out first.
J: Nice to know you.
Aunt: Nice to know you too.
The End

Hahaha... We have acting talent rite? Haiz... I am just looking for my BO LE to discover my talent!

We spend two full days shopping and eating, then shopping and eating again! So fun....

Actually, i prefer taizhong food. Especially their zi zhar.... Wow! Good lol.

Look at the prawn! Don't have to lie on the table wan lol.... In the freezer also very fresh wan.

Then we also visited the night market. We had ma la fishball, grilled sotong, ice cream, sweet potato ball, chicken wings, fried fish fillet ......

Oh ya, we also had their turkey ice-cream....

Jas was tricked and really made a fool out of herself! Yes! We thanked the owner for helping us to get back at her! muhahaha....

This is the attitude stall but their grilled sotong is too hard to resist.
stall owner (S.O.): Wad do you wan?
Aunt: one small grilled sotong. How much huh?
S.O.: can't see meh, it is written on the board.
Aunt: any sauce to go along?
silence....
Aunt: How long more?
silence....
This time round, my aunt was so pissed off that she wanted to leave but before she can say another sentence...
S.O.: Na! *pass the sotong to my aunt*

2 hours later, my aunt and sis love their sotong so no choice we went back again.... this time round was a teenager boy.
Aunt: One small grilled sotong.
Boy got up the seat unwillingly: Haiz.... wad you wan?
Aunt: One sotong.
Boy muttered something and cooked with alot of frustration! But well, the sotong still taste good so why complains so much! Haiz...

On our fifth day, we finally set off to TaiPei on a bullet train! Lucky only took us 2 hours to get there.

I immedately grab the two hours to sleep lah. Been sleeping for 4 hours ever since i got to taiwan leh.

Tata! we were energic once we reach taipei! Yeah! Anyway, didn't spend much in taipei because the stuffs are so much expensive than tainan and taizhong lol. By the way, we have spent most of our money liao so ....

Jas: can you guys save some money for transport or not? Take a bus lah

Jac: But the bus directory look very weird leh...

Jas: Let me see! Wow, alot of colour leh...

Aunt: I think we have to take cab liao lol.....

Anyway, we went to taipei was to look for the ultra spicy cold noodle that we had it last year.....

This time round, we challenge the ultra spicy (they still have the super ultra spicy wan lol) and .....

20 mins later....

Jas: Hee.... my face very numb.... i cannot close my lips now!!!!

Jac: Look how red is my face! Is really spicy lol.

Jas: Wow, finally my face can move liao.... So dangerous to try that noodle.

As for me, i was crying and crying like mad.... because my lips swollen amd whole head like kana stroke- can't have much facial movement....

Nah... this was how spicy the cold noodle sauce.... suicide rite? hahaha.... but spicy shiok lah...

2008-11-12T23:13:00.002+08:00

Why people just refuse to admit that they are very selfish?! Putting themselves in the first priority and claim themselves as great man?! Once, Mr Ivan told me that he believe he was dumped because the girl despised he for being a poor bloke! He believe women will stick with him if he has money. Ha! He is not only a poor bloke but a loser! Oh... he might think that his achievements like wealth and career might be everything to a woman but only fools can utter such crap. Ya, no wonder he deserved to lose his gf! Because he don't understand what a woman needs. Money?! Stupid crap! Well, i believe money (in terms of future achievements) can buy 1/3 of the women heart, but try to focus on this point and you will definately lose ur 2/3 of it!

Honestly, i felt that Mr Ivan placed himself no. 1 and well, love himself more than anyone and so guess what?! I shall not continue embarressed him here in my blog. I remembered that he told me before, if the girl willing to stick with him for the "downs" for 4 years, he will definately treat the girl very well after he become rich! Funny joker! Are you referring to your mum?! Well, only ur mum willing to stick with you not only for 4 years but she won't mind to stick with you for the rest of your 40 years and guess wad? Tell that to ur mum and she will be happy BUT don't tell that to a girl! She will ran away from you! Yup, FROM you not with u! Dude! Wait, probably she will buy you a super glue and you can use it with ur MOTHER!

Oh ya, i remembered this very Feminist show that i watched recently. One of my favourite female lead said this, "when a woman change of heart, you don't expect her to change her mind!" Interesting huh?! Another one, "love is very practical and so when guys claimed that they love you, take it from a practical view!" Hahaha.... So interesting!

Okay, what mentioned above, doesn't really apply to every ladies on earth! Just a little penny for my thoughts!

2008-10-31T12:12:00.004+08:00

Yesterday, my very ultra-super thrifty aunt finally agreed to treat me a buffet lunch at Traders Hotel! (Yes, one of my favourite hotel because i love the name, traders hotel!) Hahaha.... wad?! unlike some hotel - orchard hotel (dude.... wad if one day orchard hotel is no longer in orchard leh!?)

Anyway, the buffet lunch costs 41 for two because we were having DBS promotion 1 for 1 (see! i told u my aunt is very thrifty wan lol). Haiz, think is time for me to apply DBS card liao! So many food promotions as compared to other banks....

aunt: wad?! wanted to bring u to orchard hotel instead but they only having their 1 for 1 promotion on wed and fri only lol!
me: pengz!

Oh.... even the coffee is good! Better than the daily brew from the coffeebean! Ya, i know lah, of course rite?! this is hotel coffee leh....

me: hmmmm so nice....
then still have nice delicious cakes to go along with it!!!!

haiz... my aunt really veri busy even having lunch with me... but she ate more than me! she can eat, talk on the phone, drink her coffee then on the same time telling me, "hey, eat more leh! very expensive so don't waste my money! don't drink ur coffee so slow! eat more food!"

Guess what happen after lunch?

i found this two banana (and 2 pears) in my bag! My aunt smiled at me cheeky and said, "wad? expensive leh...so might as well bring back some fruits from the hotel !? nothing wrong wad?"

Can't believe after having so goodddddd lunch, i am meeting ACK to study! damn sianz rite?! well, ACK is preparing for his exam recently so either i meet him to study (when most of the time, i will disturb him! haha) or don't meet him lol.... We bought a coffee at the coffeebean and started to study at Borders Coffee Bean at non-peak period lol at 3 p.m. But after 1 hour, when there were still so many unoccupied tables around, the manager came to us and told us to refrain from studying! I can't wait to pack my stuffs but ACK stopped me! He was very furious and told me to continue to study! Well, i listened to him lol then another staff came to us with a small little board which stated "refrain from studying".

Oh.... they usually said a hungry man is an angry man! As for ack, he is just born to be angry! (well, even though he is not hungry. haha...) He immediately walked up to the manager and talked to him. Wad am i doing?! Packing my stuffs liao lah, can run easily in case ACK fight with the manager wad.... Hahaha.... Anyway, i have to drag him out of coffeebean before a murder really carry out lol. ACK was scolding (and people might think that he is scolding at me!?!) as we walked from Borders to Cineleisure! Can't believe rite?! I can really tahan his scolding (of course not to me lah) for so long. He can't take this lying down and decided to send a 400 plus words email to coffeebean and if they were so dumb not to reply ACK, i would believe his next stop - newspaper!

Anyway, you should have seen that manager's face! Felt like slapping him (because he got the "i am a manager u know" that kinda of face!) No wonder Starbucks is still my favourite hangout! So fed up with their attitude lol.

Lastly, Congret to Rach! She is finally so gonna to get marry liao! Thomas proposed to her and she agreed! Wad lau, this thomas also one kind! Take so long to propose and almost lose her permantly lol! So guys out there, don't take so bloody long to propose to ur gf hor, otherwise, blame urself when the girls choose to wake up and move on to a potential groom!

Note to ACK: STOP ROLLING UR EYES! YES! U, STOP ROLLING UR EYES!

2008-10-24T13:20:00.002+08:00

i was in esap (psychology) class and Vince (as usual went to smoke), leaving me, kel and uncle chatting about everything under the sun. Well, actually i was talking to kel ONLY and he kept on asking me to introduce my sis to uncle. Well, uncle is really a nice guy but i doubt they will live peacefully with each other. I won't be surprised they will be lover and murderer on the same day. Anyway, I just dismissed it with this statement, "huh? no lah. my sis will bully uncle!"

Then uncle interrupted us and asked me whether he looked like those very easily controlled bf? And i answered him, "no lah, you are easily led by others!" Uncle was curious between the two phases, "controlled" and "led by" and so me and kel have to explain to him that led by is a more willing intention to commit an action and guess wad? My mouth actually blurted out something damn stupid, "u felt ur ex controlled u huh?"

This statement caused my detention. Hahaha... not by teacher but by uncle. When the break was over, Uncle said, "j, i need to talk to u for 15 mins after the class...."

Haiz, i was about to go home for lunch but instead i ended out chatting with uncle close to 2 hrs. After listening to his story (which i am surprised that kel walked away and told uncle that he don't wish to hear), i dunno wad should i say. Should i pity uncle for kana "controlled" by his ex or his ex who assumed that uncle was willing to listen to her because of love? Uncle's love for his ex has faded but continue this r/s till he initiated that break-up. As for the ex, she was so disillusion that she believed uncle still love her even after the break-up.

Sometime, i felt very irritating with goody guys like uncle because i asked him why didn't u actually tell her u have no more feeling for her before u ended this r/s? And his answer is ..... i don't wish to hurt her! Dude, u hurt her even more lol. And after that, my wonderful mouth made alot of very very hurting but heartfelt comments like people called him uncle not because he is nice but because he is as bland as plain water! Yup, stop throwing eggs at me! I know it is hurting but i meant that as an advice and not some negative comments. I hope uncle will see my point! Hahaha.... AND STOP BEING A GOODY TWO SHOES!

2008-10-14T18:16:00.006+08:00

The GAM PENG (cheapskate) couple strike back again! Muahaha.... Last Saturday, me and ACK went to E!Hub k-box at Downtown East to collect freebies. Just flash your k-box membership card, and you can collect free movie-tickets and its premium! Good rite? Of Course! Furthermore, it was Connected movie premiums and so why not?! Not some weird, plotless or horror movies wad! Hey, i am also very fussy when comes to free gift k?! I don't collect premiums like Cup with a Eyeball prints on it or Notebook with a scary printing of "things" (can be man or woman or child or you dun even know its gender) on the cover lol!

Time: 3.30 p.m.
But i am too freaking KiaSu so i dragged ACK there at ......
11.00 a.m.! Wahaha.... Well, honestly lah, i really went there for the Connected Movie Notebook but i bet no soul will believe me so .... sobz... i am kinda of used to it! ............Go ahead and judge me..... Sobz....

WHO ARE U TO JUDGE ME! SHUT UP!

Anyway, no queue at all wad..... but we spotted this regular loser (ya, we know he is the "regular" and stop asking me why, because your eyes will start to roll non-stop!) who tried to chat with the girls and get their no. But well.... his starting lines kinda of refreshing and i think some loser men out there can give it a shot.

Loser: Hey, u r new here rite? I am the REGULAR here....... Wan to exchange no.? I can sms you if i received any updates on freebies....

Muhahaha.... Cool rite? But dear loser friends, don't use this when you are in pubs or clubs hor..... The girls will definately treat you free drinks by puking what she has drank earlier on.

First Shot! But DAMN IT, view not nice....

Wad lau, second shot and still not nice! WHY THE HECK WAS SHE CARRYING SUCH A BIG BAG?!

Anyway, A.C.K was done with his queuing liao! We are the first 10. Muahahha....

See! How happy we were! Anyway, (let me laugh first! hahaha) Both of us didn't have a k-box card so i took meiyi's k-box card to redeem the freebies!!! Thanks alot, Meiyi!!!!!!

After the collection, we went to Sentosa to ..... because i was forced to go!
ACK wanted to go there to for that stupid JAZZ ON THE BEACH. See! I forced him to queue up with me and so i am so-called returning him that favour! Noble prize should be mine! Humph!

On the way to Sentosa, i can't help to take these pics....

First Shot.....

Second Shot....

I love the second shot!!!!! Seriously, i think is time for me to win that freaking noble prize liao!
Which shot you guys love?

And Finally, we reached Sentosa!

On Monday, i decided to crash ACK's lecture in NTU. It was a literature module so not a boring 2-hrs lecture afterall....

Hahaha.... I aligned at the wrong bus stop and guess what?! ACK had to run half of the Earth to fetch me. Guess what? I saw this interesting quote: Be Safe, Stay Alive! Wahaha.... NTU is so scary that u have to be safe in order to stay alive!

Nice Bridge huh? Nah... i think u should say nice phototaking leh!

NTU doesn't really look like a school afterall....
munch........ pai sei, now eating sour grapes.....

See! ACK is always so busy on the phone!!!!

Anyway, i saw the three bimbos who tried to "seduce" ACK. On his first day of lecture, they sat next to him and tried to know him!
Bimbo A: Hi......Hi.......Hi......
ACK: Huh?
Bimbo A: Hi....... My friends want to know u....
ACK look blur!
Bimbo B: Hi......
Idiotic ACK actually "hi" back to them! And guess what?! They glued to him in the next following lectures and keep on trying to "know" more about him. Irritating right? So i happened to see this three bimbos in his lecture and guess what?!

They look like the THREE PIGS!

Not that cute.... really the three pigs!

Yup, they looks like this! Muhahaha

Anyway, the whole lesson, they sat NEXT to me (still want to get near to ACK!) and kept on throwing glances towards me (or him by passing me!). So fed up.... Anyway, don't really see them as a threat! They are pigs afterall! Wahahaha... BUT I AM THAT WOLF! Muhahaha....

Anyway, guess what i had for Dinner that day?!

PORK CHOP NOODLE!

2008-10-06T16:05:00.005+08:00

First, Happy Belated Birthday to ya chin (on 8 Sept) and pk (on 1 Oct)... Hahaha...Pai sei, my blog entry abit lag...

We celebrate ya chin birthday on Sun Moon restaurant at Orchard. We were so freaking hungry because SUMMER WAS LATE! And due to that, our plan have to be delayed...... till we were so freaking hungry!

ya.... where are our food....

pk: i am so hungry....

yc: me too....

yc: summer.... all because of ur fault. do u know how hungry am i....

pk: can i order pizza delivery.....

Summer: Can u guys stop blaming me....

pk: hmm... how about ordering kfc?

Okie.... Now i wish for the food to arrive soon....

TATA~ The food were finally here

some ramen with corn and butter....

with an empty bowl.... (ya, u r not seeing things that is nothing!)

this wan is ...... some fish and rice....

haha... not mine! so i dunno.

oh ya, this one i know! because i order wan.

teryaki chicken!

okie.... this is abit complicated.... i would use my way to describe this dish.

CLAYPOT RICE!

and guess what are we doing!?

taking photos........

dude, instead of eating!

*act cute* hee.... what wrong!

j: kazo! do u know why her face so swallow?! i juz punched her!

yc: Yeah! high ten!!!!!

J: kaoz.... another itching for another punch!

Anyway, we order a hot sake and some people would ask why order the hot sake and not the cold? Well... because hot is cheaper than the cold?! Wahaha... k, not funny. This was my first time drinking sake and i think it .....

SUCK! I HATE THE TASTE! Hahaha.... Okie, Fine, i am being subjective here.... Why not we ask the others.....

yc: MUZ DRINK WITH BIG GULP AND ....

ERRRRRR......

Now my turn....

oh....................i am.......... trying to ..........sip......

slowly.....

come on.... is it that bad?!

Fine! i shall not comment!

Ok, before the finale, we finally hand ya chin's presenta ted baker sunglasses.

and a lantern.....

but we won't let her off that easily.... She muz dance around with that "or biang" techno coming out from the lantern. Haha....

Okie, finally one celebration down and another one is coming up soon.... Tune In....

2008-09-18T00:31:00.002+08:00

Ha! this is an old news! Last month, me and ACK went to the borders expo sales and guess what?! We shop for half an hour and queue up for 2 hours! But borders sales is worth the queue lah.... the books were freaking cheap, as cheap as 3 bucks for some popular titles! As usual, ACK bought alot of books (don't ask me wad border expo sales have hor.... BOOKS lah!) and i went there for any comics or storybook with colourful picture in it. Hahaha..

See! so crowded!!!! And everywhere is on sale!!!!

this is what we got from the 1/2 hr shopping!!! Books and Books!!!! Do u know because of this border shopping, i dare not go and play mahjong for few weeks lol because book in chinese been lose money wad! hahaha....

Why ACK look like shit leh?
because he has to carry all those books to my house (send me home first wad) then back to his house! Muhahaha!!!! Although expo is nearer to his house, isn't it is the boyfriend duty to send gf home!?!?!?! Wad wrong!?
Furthermore, those were his story books wad! Not like as if i asked him to carry my shopping bags!

As u guys know that i have been rotting at home (because i was FIRED) and so i decided to do some reflection! Yup, by watching some soap auntie opera like Yi Nan Wang and that dunno #$#$%^^@#! repeated drama at 5.30 p.m. to find some moral in life. Don't envy me, my dear working friends! Because u dunno how happy am i doing nothing the whole day......BULLSHIT! Nothing came out from my reflection so i decided to find some new place to put my precious hobby! I love notebook especially those movie notebook. Yup, i love them more than ...... ....... ...... my storybook (glad that i don't read storybook). ACK complained that this is an expensive hobby but compared to his crappy comics which costs him 60 to 80 bucks every month, mine is nothing!

Jia Xin!!! look at my collection!!! I still have some in ACK house!

This is the best gift i ever got from my ex (the one who go around backstabbing me) but who cares! Lucky i got this notebook before i dump him! Otherwise i will probably woo him back because of this notebook!!! Hahaha... but this notebook start my notebook collection craze! Hahaha... This is the best way to remember ur ex-boyfriend!

Oh... this is my V-DAY present!!!! Jumper notebook!!!!

Lastly, my another favourite notebook. I love this movie so much!So meaningful....

2008-08-30T15:35:00.004+08:00

Ok, i know that i didn't blog for ages. Well.... recently, nothing new! I wrote a letter to Jia Xin and now i have to re-write it because alot of changes have to be made. First, i was FIRED! Ya, only inform me 3 days in advance (and it was after 6 that i got the news). Wow, i believe if i subscribe to their sms alert, i will receive it earlier like12 mid night?!

Now i have plenty of time and guess what?! I decide to write a short story. Wanna to hear?!

Long long and still very long time ago, there was a stupid, idiotic, and still very idiotic monkey living in nowhere. Because this monkey was a spolit brat so is best for him to live in nowhere.

He was really very bored and been sulking all day long. His sulk was so ugly that no tourist would want to offer him banana. Poor Thing!

Since he was stupid and idiotic, he prefer sitting on the stairs all day long....
Because his butt is too good for the bench.

Till one day, a cute, kind-hearted and nice girl came along.

And that stupid monkey went over and scared her!

because he wanted to sit on the bench NOW! Stupid and Idiotic rite?!
Well, didn't u hear something like, "Monkey see, Monkey do"?

but the girl refused to let him sit! So that sulking, stupid and idiotic monkey go back to his STAIRS.

The cute, kind-hearted and nice girl pity that monkey so ....
she still never give up her seat because that is not a priority seat! So why must she give up her seat! Instead she lend IT her handphone. To do what?!

Monkey: Heya, is this this this this ika a a a a a ae e e e? Can i choo choo choo bee bee bee order a Bench?!?!? (dude, u can't expect monkey to talk very well rite?!)

The End!
What wrong? This is a short story so cannot be a open-ending meh? U think i got so much time to crap huh? want to read story with ending? Borrow a epic from the library lah!

Wahaha.... okie, i am really very bored. Let me introduce the casts....

ACK and me!

2008-08-07T20:48:00.002+08:00

i dedicate this entry for my other friends who put in so much effort for my birthday. Mr Vince and Yu Mei held a celebration for me after i came back from HK. Although it was a belated birthday celebration, they have "booked" me wks before my birthday. Mr Vince made alot alot of effort to get me the SATC movie book for me (every book store has it BUT BUT BUT ....i am still touched for what he did!) He made alot of effort to think, analysis and interpret my blog entries before arriving what to get for me! Sobz.....so touching!!!! I know it was so so so hard for him to go through a long decision making process. Who else on earth will be so freaking free to do such a thing for me other than Mr Vince?! Wait, if at this moment, you think Mr Vince have bribed me to write this entry, pls! Are you kidding?! Can he afford to bribe me?! Bribe me with wad?! Peanuts or golden towel bowl?! (although i prefer the golden towel bowl) Nah.... I am actually under Duress! Well, u see i am working with mr vince on the 12th floor so ..... Oppssss...

Ok lah, honesty, i am really touched for what my both ah bang did for me! Although i get to know them for only 2+ years, they understand me more than friends for 20 years. (Yup, as a matter of fact, i really forget who were my 3 years old friends liao! Wahaha) Those days in socio class, exam period, ktv, mahjong and bitching (changing targets from elaine to La Pa Flower), i never stop enjoying having them around in school. So thanks alot, vince and yu mei.

The other group of friends who appeared in the middle of the night at my doorstep and the first to wish me happy birthday was my secondary school friends. I love the necklace and especially the collage they did for me! Although they really managed to surprise me in the middle of the night (yup, who will expect guest at 3.00 a.m. in the morning?!) i don't like it at all. My area is very dangerous with crazy and crazier people so friends, whom i care alot, pls don't come to my house in the middle of the night. (This statement does not include ACK UNLESS HE JUST WANT TO BE MY FRIEND! Muhahaha). I will be more worry than happy to see you gals. Anyway, my birthday celebration dinner was held at Seoul Garden and i was so nostalgia because it reminded me about the happier times during Secondary school days. Those days that we have to scrim and save for a meal at Seoul Garden. Yup, i guess even though we have money to have it everyday, there will be something that money can't buy anymore. Well, this is probably the cruelty of time and the change of people heart. Anyway, thanks alot, gals for the great birthday celebration.

Oh ya, thanks ACK (the special one) for the birthday celebration and surprises he prepared for me! Although i am too idiotic to guess it before the actual things start, i am still touched by his action. Oh ya, he got me a limited ed. swatch watch (although i hope to get rolex jr.) haha.... And i really enjoyed the whole celebration. Anyway, this was my first time eating Indian food at a restaurant. Well, i shall not describe the experience but i was "tricked" to order it! It doesn't taste that bad afterall.

2008-07-20T23:45:00.018+08:00

I am back from HK! This time round i went with Meiyi, my sis and her friend, mel. A very weird combination of companions but well, we still make it back in one piece. No killing and throwing each other off the plane. Hahaha.... HK is great! The food is great, shopping is great, bargain is great and my roommate cum partner is great! One thing was not so great - the weather! It was raining in the morning (whereby we were planning to explore wu lu places by foot) and in the night whereby we were so looking forward for the night maket shopping. So wad happen when it rain?! You think we will cancel our shopping activities and instead staying in our room and play UNO? Of course Not! We still shop but shop romantically under the rain! Hahaha.... I guess Mr. Vince is not as romantic as me to think of shopping with meiyi under the rain lol! Anyway, behaviours that were not approved by parents have its own implications.....

doc consultation: $40
medicine: $20
shopping: priceless!

Morning 6.00 a.m., mr nice ACK came and pick us to Airport! But then we lost our way when we driving to airport lolx! -_-''

vince! look where ur hands are going!!!! This is R(A) man!

i caught them having affair!!!!

To meiyi's mum: dear auntie, this is that stupid idiotic man that ur daughter is seeing right now!!! - from ur get smart P.I.

vince: j is siao!!!
j: ya, i can see that i am siao! y so serious?! hee haha hee!!!

meiyi almost cannot make it to the plane!!! she can't let vince go!!!!
then how?
spike her drink with sleeping pills and drag her legs onto the plane! muhaha

we are the normal couple! dun need to spike me! save ur pills! i can't wait to leave!!!!! muhahaha

jas: mel! dun worry, u have me!
mel: so sweet of u!!!!

we are so ready. meiyi is going to doze off soon!!! the pill is taking effect liao!!!! zzzzZZZZ

On the plane.....

HK, HERE WE COME!!!!

At the HK airport

At our hotel room....

i ask her not to look at the camera and i want a natural shot! this is what she gives me!!!! arrrgggg.....

after 101 very unnatural pics, i gave up and asked her to pose in front of the camera instead!

Our first day.... so exciting!!!!

Jas is our financial advisor (which mean she control the food budget!)

jas: we have to travel smartly hor.... everything need money!!!
See! how well she is doing her job!!!

jas: look, mel! i told u every distance counts! every km costs about HK 100 bucks........
mel: j, can we quickly move on!!!
j: okok....

come on, jas, dun be so uptight lah! give me a nice pose!!!!

j: damn it! meiyi got the octopus card so she dun need to buy one! look how happi she is!!!

this is the octopus card (like s'pore ez-link)

Then the two vain cha bo also follow us!!! taking pics....

Nah.... let us take together lah...

Then our first meal in HK is .....

HK wanton mee...
look at the wanton!!! so BIG!!!

see! even meiyi also can't wait to eat it!!!
J: hey, share leh!

mei: ok lah.... share lol.... j will take the smaller bowl! muhaha...

After dinner, we spent our first night shopping at the ladies st.

ladies st, here we go!!!

On our second day, the morning was raining veri heavily....
then we decide to settle at a restaurant selling fabulous dim sum...

since we settle in the restaurant, the price is of course pricy and so....

everybody is choosing the dim sum veri veri carefully except....
me lah! otherwise who is taking their pic! muhaha....

my hair is damn freaking messy because ...... i woke up late and no time to comb my hair!

After breakfast, we head down to Central!

Only meiyi know how to speak Canto so ...

i got an ang mo to take pic for us! muhahaha.... because only ang mo like me dunno how to speak canto! hey, i am very independent wan, dun need to rely on anyone.

On our third day, we went to ....

to buy lao po bing!

Before that, we have to travel for nearly 1 hr lol....

See! we make use of the time wisely....by taking pic lol!

we keep asking mel to take for us! muhahaha....

but we ask mel is because both of them were looking in daze wad! so we assigned them such an important task is to keep them awake wan!!!! sobz.... we are doing it for their own good!

it is so big!!!! and we lost our way!!! too many bridges to cross liao!!!

ey, not our fault that we lost our way hor....

mei: is . .. ..

Jas: wad?! dun anyhow accuse us hor....

look..... we can't wait to watch chi bi!!!! we felt so ..... honoured to stand beside two hunks. okie, even though is only the poster!

and finally, after crossing so many bridges, we finally reach Yuen Long!

After walking miles and miles, we decided to settle for the best dim sum in hk!

tata~ the dim sum are here.... but wad else lacking....

oh... ice lemon tea!!!!!

we can't wait to eat liao lol!!!

an hungry man is an angry man;
so we are happy gals because we have eaten our fill!

then we start our shopping.... See! meiyi is on the phone again!!!

Nah! this is the artistic pic!!!! hahaha... is anyone interested to open an photo exhibition with me?!?!?!

We shop from day to ....

night.... hahaha.... till the coach security guard treat us for supper!
JUST JOKING LAH!

LOOK! We bought so many lao po bing back lah.... so heavy and

tired.

look??!!? This is our shopping trophies for one day only hor...

We decided to go for expensive seafood meal to celebrate our tough battle.

and while everyone is so looking forward to the meal....
mel is taking pics and jas is ....
calculating the remaining budget AGAIN!

this is the big head prawn. damn ex lah...

fish soup

oh... the veg is damn fresh!

ku lu rou.... pork lah....

Come on, jas and mel, pose!

the next sec....

hahaha! they just cannot wait for one more minute!

Then night time we went to lan kua fang! It is is is is veri boring!!!! No crowd, no ambience and it is raining.... haiz....

but no worries, we still have our fun! do we look at SATC gals (in younger version)?! hahaha... Anyway, dun go hk and order Singapore Sling! Never!!!!!

Anyway, the last day, before we leave hk, we decided to do some last min shopping as i managed to get back my 500 hk deposit from the hotel when i check out!

ha! i managed to catch an unglam pic of meiyi!

damn it! she still look good naturally! okie, i give up!

as usual, i wake up late and didn't have time to comb my hair! hahaha....

dun give me that horrified look! fine! i will comb my hair in future!

While waiting to go to airport, ....

gals just can't do without camera huh! hahaha....

Anyway, hk is so fun and i can't wait to go back again with them!!!! Hopefully, next year, i can go with meiyi and auddy to taiwan! i bet it will be fun! BET ON IT!

2008-07-20T23:28:00.004+08:00

On 4th July, i received 2 surprises before the clock struck to 12, whereby the next day was the day my greatest mum gave birth to a very cute little complicated and idiotic crap! This crap is different from the other crap that she everyday make! Hahaha.... Fine! I know i am digusting!

During lunch, i received my first surprise - mini cakes from kim! Kim bought me the mini cakes to "celebrate" my birthday! When she handled me the cake (which were placed in a long horizontal box), i thought it was a clothes hanger! Haha... I still ask her, "siao! gave me clothes hanger for wad?!" Anyway, she promised that i would get my birthday present after school re-open! Haiz, this is our little weird culture (exchanging birthday presents after school re-open). Seriously, i don't know what should i be looking forward, my classes or my belated birthday present!

Then dinner, i met up with my 2 good buddies! Seriously, i don't expect them to remember the next day was my birthday not to mention to celebrate for me! Not because they are not close to me but i guess there are some friend whom i will referred them as "No String Attached". Well, this group of friend may know you well than any other close friend but you know you can't expect too much from them....

The dinner was great because we were having our routine bitching session once again! Anyway, there is one particular person that all 3 of us have issue with. Well, we may appear to be nice to her (or should i use the word tolerant?!) with her but deep down....i dislike her! (can't say for the rest). She really pissed me off with her childish and bossy and dominating and full of herself and boasting and ......(i know i shouldn't be using the word "and" if my list will goes on endlessly but i am trying to restrain myself by only listing 2 of the most most most irritating bad points of hers! ok, conclusion? mission impossible!) Don't believe how annoying she is?

La Pa Flower: I learn the art of gambling at the age of 5. I picked up the skills of observating and reading players' cards since then. (yup rite! so she is hinting us that she is the Queen......of Gambler lah?!)

me: oh.... so you learn how to gamble at the age of 5? Wow, i don't even know the value of money at such age! (of course i know.... just trying to be more humble! muhaha)

La Pa Flower: No! My family taught me the skill of gambling and we gamble with skill, not money! We don't gamble with money!

Wad Lau, then you gamble with peanuts meh?! Act high and mighty in front of me! Pls lah, then gamble on top of the golden tolietbowl lah! Let not digress too much. This entry is about me!!! After dinner, buddy zai and buddy da mei still trying to act secretive and brought me to Secret Recipe then surprise me with my birthday cake! I am so touched and surprised! Sometime, i felt that no expectation really bring great surprises! If i am a simple person, then i will be a contented happy person.....

....

...

BUT I AM NOT! MUHAHAHA

i think my smile look weird! trust me, i pose for too long liao! nothing wrong with my mouth!

okie... this is my cake!!!!

and i wish for two more cakes! muhahaha....

tata~ hahaha

2008-06-30T20:25:00.002+08:00

Last sat, mei and auddy gave me a wonderful birthday celebration. Although not as grand as the NDP (because no fireworks with the words, "Jamie, We Love U!!!", their sincerety behind my celebration really like watching Titanic. See! They reserved a table that was opposite one of the reflective building so i can see the fireworks from the NDP rehearsal! So touching rite?! And they shouted, "U see" and i see! Hahaha.... Ah ya, they have known me for so long, they would have known whether i enjoy their celebration or not lol! I have faith in this friendship although we have our differences and arguments most of the time, they never let me down as a friend! (but i admit at times, i also pek chek with them! haha) But still sometime, i will wonder if i didn't pluck up my courage to talk to them back then, wonder wad will i become?! I guess a loser?!

I just have to say that i am grateful wad God has given me. Inside the package included two great friends. Auddy is alway my trustworthy friend cum advisor and telling her secret, i can rest assure to sleep tight in the night! Meiyi is alway there to protect me and shield me from irritating nuisance. Well, she taught me how to tell LJ to fuck off and hmmm.... yup, now me and LJ are enemies! Wahaha.... but still, with them around, i always looking forward for my next birthday! Because they book me 3 wks before! Hahaha....

Anyway, we went to Timber for dinner and thanks to meiyi's friend, Diana Ser (did i get the name rite?!) Yup, thanks for placing a reservation and the cake because i know it is damn freaking hard to place reservation in Timber. I didn't expect a cake this year (since the other three have no cake so muz play fair fair mah! haha) but they still managed to surprise me with my favourite Starbuck Cheesecake.

A photo at Timber! I have dedicate a song for them and only their heart can hear it - can't help falling in love in you!

Then we proceed to St James and i was presented a birthday hamper bought by boobie, auddy and meiyi. Yup, storybook, photoframe, Crabtree & Evelyn, DVDs and Jams for breakfast! I wonder why didn't they get me bread to go with it! I am thinking why they got me jams?! Does it mean anything? (like jamie, auddy, meiyi and sharon?!) okie, i know them too well lah, i guess they mean nothing and i am thinking too much! btw, just want to tell them ......... the price tags were not peel off so i know how much liao! muhaha....

Mr Vince was the special guest. He is much more handsome after cutting his hair shorter and no wonder my buddy's hands were all over him that night! The rest is abit R(A) and i heard from Auddy that there might be children reading my blog so i shouldn't elaborate much! muahaha....

ACK also join us later in the night and i am glad he can mingled around with my friends without snatching my limelight! Because i love to be in the middle of attraction and since i am the female lead once a year lol! Then we opened a bottle of white wine and this is my first time opening a wine lol. Feel like keeping the empty bottle but first it look stupid to carry a wine bottle around and second, my mum will throw it away when i am sleeping. That is what she does with my dad tiger beer after he left it there for the night. Haha...

this is my wallpaper now!!! because i love them so much!
nah... actually, meiyi said i look pretty and i hardly look good in photo so muz put it as the phone wallpaper lah.

did u spot anything?!
ans: auddy's head is shrinking!!!!
Anyway, thanks so much for everything! Not only this birthday celebration but for the 6 years you guys have been there for me! Thanks.
Eeee.... no worries, i will stop being mushy because i can't stand it either! hahaha....

2008-06-29T23:36:00.002+08:00

My sister came back with very lousy mood after attending a gethering of her secondary friends. They are the legendary lousy bimbotic friends. Me and my mum named them as el-bo, an-bo and sh-bo. How lousy they are?! Well, they enjoy assuming my sis LOVE to have her birthday celebration belated and only "book" her only on the wk of her birthday, never bother to make an effort to conern or update not even to mention breaking promises made to her. They are the type who M.I.A in her life when she needs them and haunt her when she is having her fun!

Such friends really deserve a slap across their cheek because they always claim that they are the LONG HISTORY friends who never be found when you need them. Then they will turn their back against you and accused you of being a lousy friend! My sister concluded that never respect them if they don't respect you, they are animals! I agreed and applause!

As for me, i told one of my friends that if i don't hear from them soon, i will delete them in my contact list! Well, i managed to delete some and i realise that there are some space for new names! Yup, i am evil, petty and prideful! Anyway, i read someone blog and i am so fucking piss off because some ppl just dun honour their promises! Fine! then pls don't add the statement, "let do it together!"

Anyway, i just have the best birthday celebration held by my closest friends so far! Although not the best of the best (as there was no firework....hahaha), their sincerity is 101 marks lol. From the point they book me 3 weeks ago to the surprises they presented to me, i can concluded no friends can beat them in sincerity so far! Although we only know each other for 6 years, they are so much better than friends of mine for 10 fucking years! The most ironic part is my ex-colleagues and my sim friends (that know me less than 3 years) actually book dates for my birthday celebration. Hahaha.... Just like wad ACK said, the world is very ironic!

2008-06-25T16:04:00.000+08:00

It was the usual saturday (last sat) and hmmm.... nothing special happened during the morning. That probably explained why i so grumpy! I wore like an auntie for my usual piano lesson (yup, wad do u expect me to wear for my classes?). After my lesson, i received a call from my mum to join her for lunch at Suntec. Yup, i summarised, i wore like an auntie to Suntec just to have lunch with my mum! Ridiculous rite?! So i brought a grumpy face down to town and then my mum and sis made me wait for half an hr! Trust me, i was really fuming mad! But well.... i would have to say dun suprise me when u can't extinguish the fire in my head! My mum have a veri big extinguisher!

everybody! this is my new handphone!!!! CyberShot 902 - mega pixels of 5. How cool?! My camera only have pixels of 3 lol! I really think this is the best gift so far (and of course my first gift so far) and if anyone dare to ask me why my mum gave me such an expensive gift out of SUDDEN.......... i would use my old camera to hit their head!

Then me and ACK went for the M1 road show in the afternoon at Suntec. My giam peng instinct told me that there will be freebies waiting for us there! True enough, we really found free popcorn, goodies, coffee and customize free batman t-shirt! It is crowded but who cares? The more crowded, the more we won't kana noticed by the M1 ppl for queuing up for the free stuffs again and again. Muhaha.... To redeem your free batman t-shirt, you have to play this stupid computer game on the spot and the worse part of it was there were alot of stages in the game to overcome! Wad lau, really dumb meet the dumber lol! So finally, i got t-shirt for my mum, 2 cute sisters, my irritating uncle (because he is piss that i didn't get him anything on Father Day), my aunt and me! Well, it is my family culture to get gifts like 3 gifts on Mother Day (my aunt, mum and grandma) and 2 gifts (uncle and dad) on Father Day. But i never receive 5 gifts on my Children Day lol! Double Standard rite?!

I tried to mobilize some of my friends about the road show but sadly no one pick up my phone! I think they really need pager lol! Wonder what will they be doing on Sat?! Haha.... i think some things don't necessary have to do in the night rite?! (i mean supper!) hahaha.... Meiyi don't want to come down because she said she can't "picture" she and vince queuing up for freebies! Haiz, what is there to picture?! Juz picture me queuing up, then collect the goodies then queue again then take again till someone really OFFICIALLY "ban" you lol! Anyway, i was really kana "ban" by the salesppl there lah. They told me, "hello, you can't possible keep playing rite?! Should be enough?" Then i smile to them and tell them that as a matter of fact, i can play till the next day and i still need 5 more T-shirt!

Siao! You think i am really that thick-skin meh?! I just smile and told them, "haha... ya, last one liao". Anyway, you can't believe how thick skin we were! ok, fine, i admit only i thick skin! Me and ACK went around acting innocent in order to get more goodies lah. The trick is to go around to different station and asked them how to play the "same old dumb" game! What really make us different from the aunties and uncles are....
we have to alway smile after the game and said, "wow, this is really interesting! i am so tempted to play again!" Yup, right down in our heart we all agreed it is a dumb games!

Anyway, we won ourselves a Doom Day movie premium in a lucky draw!!!!

And yes, we also won ourselves The Happening Notebook!!!

really a happening day lol!

Tata~ this are the goodies we "won" during the M1 roadshow!

Hahaha... I am such a resourceful person rite?! Kelvin once commented that i got a very shape nose because i can sniff the free stuffs, if any, around me! I think he is right! muhahaha.... My nose is damn sharp meh.... *woof*

2008-06-22T16:10:00.006+08:00

After meiyi birthday celebration was over, it was Auddy's turn. The planning committee consist of me, meiyi and sharon. Well, i won't use the word "good" to describe our partnership because too boastful liao. Hmmm... i think i will use the word "formidable"! Hahaha... Hey, it is tough to beat and maintain no.1 in Auddy's birthday celebration record leh. Auddy's first group of friends is veri "settlers" type wan. They love their boyfriends, they love their friends and they love the earth! Their hobby is to play bored games.... Pai sei, i mean board games. They are nice people to be with! Unlike us, sobz..., we are evil, mean and attitude type of people.... no wonder, we have not much friends!

Auddy's second group of friends are the "party" type who are wild, hot and sexy and they will party not exactly all night but well.... until.... 1 a.m.? 2 a.m.? dun worry, never exceed 2 a.m. so not that hard to estimate! See! They are so cool to hang out with unlike me and meiyi, so boring, uncool and also no food voucher to use. Furthermore, i still have curfew! Sobz.... Hence, we are always the underdog to be the no. 1 in Auddy's record!

So first, the dinner suprise we planned doesn't realli turn out as a "surprise" but still end up fine lah. We have our usual laughter, bickers and gossiping that me and meiyi almost forgot our important mission - her birthday present!

us: Auddy! Ur present!

Aud: oh.... wad can be inside?!
mei: ya.... wad can be inside leh....

aud: j, tell me! wad is inside! quick!
j: well, i can't tell u rite?!

aud: ok! fine, i open it then!

aud: oh.... i think i saw something!!!!

aud: ok! wad is this!!!!

aud: oh!!! is my fav mickey mouse birthday card!!! plus music too!

aud: wad is the music huh?!
us: -_-''' happy birthday song!?

aud: oh!!! still have somemore!!!

is mickey mouse biscuit!!!!

aud: can i eat now!!! i am so excited!
us: aud.... not now!!! pose first!!!

aud: ya... no prob!!! sure! cheerssss!!!!

aud: okie, guys, i really love ur present! but dun tell me that is all hor.... hee....
us: of course not lah! we still have
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tata~

aud: oh my god!

aud: is this realli realli a dress?!
us: -_-"""

aud: hee.... is really really a veri nice dress leh!!! thank you!!!!
us: well, we are still the best rite?!?!?! hahaha....

this is my best favourite pic of the night!!!

Lastly, i would have to conclude that aud look damn hot, sexy and gorgeous with that tube dress! Wonder will she be wearing it on dates! I bet if she wore this during poly days (yup, dude, i know who the hell will wear such dress to classes!), DA NIU will probably propose to her by now! Well, then she will be a mother of 3, full time housewife and part time tutor. Hahaha.....ok, i think i am thinking too much once again!

2008-06-14T01:00:00.003+08:00

This one whole wk is so sianz for me! I got myself a pathetic job which pay me "peanuts". i mean real peanuts! Been doing "sai kang" everyday and i felt i am breathing in more dust than oxygen! My brain and mood didn't function well as a result!

Anyway, went to meet a disgusting friends of ACK (which represent my asshole boyfriend. i received alot of complaints that i shouldn't be calling him that so in order to show that i care their complaints and at the same time dun give a damn, i decided to name him as ACK (still something got to do with asshole!) muhahaha....

Oh, i was talking about his friend, eeeee..... that meat-eater disgust me in every inches and metres! He kept asking me to get marry and i was so f*** up with him lah. WHY DO U EVEN CARE I AM GOING TO MARRY SOON OR NOT?! WHY? ARE U PAYING FOR THE WEDDING?! IF NOT, SHUT UP!!!!!!! Then he was telling us his big fat plan (and assume that we want to know lol) is to queue for HDB at Punggol and even dare to invite me to be his neighbour! Siao! He should be put into Zoo leh, because only meat-eater like Tigers and Lions LOVE to be his neighbours lolx. I hate this type of guys leh, nothing but sex in his mind! Firstly, he claimed he is no longer (or dun bother) looking for new targets since he has found one but on the other hand (yup, in the same day) he was asking about auddy's friends (the one he think she is pretty) that when is she going to break up with her current bf. Wad a bast***! The worse worse worse part is to signal (damn freaking obviously) to chris whenever some hot babe walked past them lah! I really dunno what was he doing lolx?! Trying to test our r/s? or wanting to see a live HULK?

That night, he sound himself like some freaking mature playboy.

I dun want to face him with my bare eyes! i scare i kana "SEDUCE" by him.

On the Saturday, me and ACK decided to build our gamdam toys liao!!! Actually, when i was young, i used to play toys like gamdam and remote control cars instead of barbie dolls because i find their look very horrifying! There was once i accidentally pull out barbie doll head when i was combing her hair ( those that really deserpately need rebonding wan lolx) and i have freaking nightmares about her head for a wk!

tata~ this is our gamdam toys (cost cheaper than BEARS - those from build a bears wan) hahaha....

ACK was veri slow in building his toys lah! He took donkeys years to build the head!
I built the toys as i was smsing lol! How hard can it be.....

Trust me! i am good at it! muhahaha....

ACK.me

On Wed, i had a trash out with two taurus babies lah. One in the morning cum afternoon and another in the evening! Everything went fine eventually but i felt so damn tired lah. Fights can really drained out ur energy lolx no matter how many coffee u have drunk before that. Moreover, i think ever since i started working, my mood became real bad. On top of it, i can't access to msn and internet! And above all those, i need to face three unfriendly persons who sat next to me - dimbo, bimbo and dumbo! They are damn freaking irritating and bitch most of the times! Bitch about countries, human beings and everythings! The only thing they never bitch about is their intelligence lol. But i still need to thanks them beause they provide oxygen for me - air that comes out from their head!

Today, is the friday, 13th. Well, i think something really bad happened and ACK was pissed off with me! Sobz.... Sometime, i felt that my good intention will lead to bad action that caused so much unhappiness lolx. I am so sick to go back to study neither i want to work! Thinking of becoming a housewife so dun need to work and study liao lol! But if accept this job, i can't quit leh - otherwise it is kinda of breach of contract whereby court appearance will be needed lolx. And u will be sticking with one employer (unless ur employer dun mind u moonlighting lah) for all ur life! Well, if the employer is good, he will give u a payrise and big fat bonus but if ur employer is bad, he will cut ur pay lolx (even though u slog like shit!) and still can't complain! Even the Ministry of Manpower also can't help u. So pathetic! They help the maids also won't help housewife!

2008-06-03T15:30:00.003+08:00

My first weekday holiday - a nice sunny monday. But my mood was not sunny at all. Other than packing my house with the asshole's help, i still have to do housework so i can be paid - through my pathetic allowance! But my mood took a very bad turn after reading some reply made by a close friend that i felt very hurt! I was really mad. But i am more mad at myself for being a fool! Horrible day to start with!

Then me and asshole went to watch Sex and The City again! I treat him for the movie (since i felt gulity for watching with friends when i promised to watch with him). Then when i confessed after the movie, he actually said that he knew it because he can't believe that three girls would want to watch Indiana Jones! Moreover, he claimed that he know me very well. (Yup right) But anyway, if he really know that i am lying, then he is not a dumbhead. BUT he is an asshole who tricked me into treating him the movie! Damn it! Wadever, he is a bad guy - either a dumbhead or asshole! AH, make a choice!

It was a good movie! But of course, i prefer the series version! And yup, Mr Big is still as charming as ever!

Sometime, i really envy or jealous of their friendship.
I want:
a friend like Carrie that will travel miles to accompany me;
a friend like Charlotte who will shout loudly when i am in joy;
a friend like Miranda who will worry for me;
a friend like Samantha who will move the world for me.

There was one part that Carrie was angry and deeply hurt by Miranda, and the two fall out for several days. The reason was Carrie still couldn't face Miranda. I guess this is how i am feeling now!

Then we have Ahjisan for dinner. FINALLY!!! i really miss my volcano ramen leh...

Asshole had been talking on the phone for hours (and i am really pissed!!!!!)

oppssss.... well, u can't see my angry expression here because i am vain! hahaha....
But, i am really veri piss off with him.

He still talking even when the food were here!!!!! And in order to pacify me, asshole actually drink one spoonful of the soup!!! muhahaha.....
DUN WORRY, he didn't die lah! I drank more than him lolx!

Then we proceed to watch the match at 7.30.
Singapore vs Uzbekistan.

On the way!!!! GO! ready to cheer for Singapore.
Actually, this is my first time watching a live soccer match and first time stepping into kallang stadium lolx. Yup, i know, wad kinda of singaporean i am.... but i bet there are others who didn't lolx! Stop staring at me!

Nothing interesting as Singapore team really kana wacked lol. Alot of people left during the half time! How to win? When the score at halftime is 2-5 lol! And i felt singapore team really play veri badly, some goal by the opponents were so so joker wan lah! (like the ball roll in and the defender who was suppose to stop it actually fell?!) Wad kau!

Oh.... Someone actually proposed during halftime after Singapore team kana wacked! Ha! So irony. Dun ask me to comment this, because i dun even think it is romantic! I won't comment anything nice! muhahaha.... But serious, i still have to say it is not romantic! hahaha

The couple in red are the male and female lead. Can't see? Buy newspaper lah! Why read my blog when u dun see my face but other ppl face?! Hee.... juz kidding lah....

that night, me and aud actually chat till 3.00 a.m. lolx. Yawn! I am so tired now! Well, aud want me to add my quota of the night in my blog:
Meeting ur ex-boyfriends are like Botox - painful and unnecessary!
Wahahaha....

2008-06-01T22:07:00.002+08:00

After my exam, i immediately launch a belated birthday celebration for meiyi with auddy which i guess she must be waiting till her neck grew very long long long...... but no choice lah, my exam ended later wad! aud, can u next time also have exam ended around the same time as me then i won't feel guilty liao lolx!

We got her a Guess bag (which she hate the brand) and a storybook (which she definately love and wanted it, if not hor ...... then i go and donate to the library lolx! hahaha)

Happy 23rd birthday! Wow, u r so old and older than me liao! Hahaha....

both: j, u will get it in July!
J: hahaha.... expected liao lah!

See! Meiyi is still our lau da, look at the way we pose! i am veri scare of her!
moreover, still read this type of story - the gangster's daughter bio!

Aud always accuse that i put my head so close to her....
but because we are really veri close mah!!!! *blush*

The celebration ended with laughters! They might not be my BESTEST friends, but they are definately my special friends in my heart! If anyone dare to badmouth them at my territory (unless i enjoy the gossip they are badmouthing), i will PULL that person and BASH him / HER up! (and still provided that person has no any blood connection with me) hahaha...

Lastly, not my fault for not knowing meiyi dun like GUESS! Well, i also dun think i am the ONLY person who do not know meiyi dun like GUESS. Meiyi, list down all the brands u dun like hor! i dun want to kana "FLIP" down by ppl liao!!! hahaha.... i am not piss... realli, i mean it! DAMN IT!

Anyway, i dun read storybook hor. DUN BUY ME STORYBOOK HOR otherwise u will really kana "FLIP absolutely" by me!!!! and my friends too.... i will bribe them to flip u! muhaha...

Overall, i guess if u love ur friends (in a friendship way) who will cares what are the material gifts they get, we only care the times we spend! Lastly, i know deep down in my heart, that meiyi sure sure SURE SURE and veri sure she will love and appreciate our gifts!

2008-06-01T17:41:00.005+08:00

Guess what?! I went to the flyer before its opening!!! Cool rite? Okie lah.... Actually Asshole said he WANT to bring me there but i went there first!!! Before the opening somemore and the most important thing is...... It Is Free!!!!

Flyer here we go!!!!
Jas: yeah!!! and it is free!!!!

Look like a spaceship...

Jac: We are inside the spaceship liao....
J: i dunno why her smile so weird! dun ask me plssssss..... i think it is the lack of oxygen!

AH YA, jas face was cut off leh!
BUT WHO CARES! my face inside can liao! muhahaha....

look at my two aunts!
so happy.... while the other was not realli.

Aunt A: u think jump down will die or not?
Aunt B: I dunno leh...

Let me see.... why dun u guys try....

But it was veri secure!!!!
Aunt B: Can anyone help us to open the window!!!

Then both of them dived and landed in ....

MUAHAHAHA....

Jac: hee... jamie, u r so funny leh...
Jas: so irritating! can u stop ur lame shit joke!
J: ..... free entertainment wad....

Random shots of Singapore

Actually, it was kinda of boring lah. Yawn!
So i started to spy at ...

cute japanese boy wanna-be hunk

sweet next to be linsay lohan?! paris hilton? hmmm.... i think sharon stone lah...
Nah.... let me think a better wan... how about brittney spears?!

After the ride, we enjoy a fish spa at kenko! hee....

damn itchy lah, when the fish bite u....
but it is good.... because it is itchy....
because this mean that ur flesh is sweet so the fish want to eat u lolx!

Then my dude uncle start his himbotic comments again!

might as well eat by a shark!
J: SHUT UP!!!!!!!

We had our dinner at the Seafood restaurant!

this is a seafood tofu....

seafood fu yong dan
and there are other more lah.... but the best is!!!!

THE CRAP! pai sei, ....i mean THE CRAB! THE CHILLY CRAB!!!!

Then we took a slow walk at the park below the flyer!!!

2008-04-21T21:15:00.002+08:00

I am damn busy recently, but not entirely on mugging! But i can't blog because if i blog, i will play viwawa then u know lah, i will probably draw circles and bamboos on my script liao lolx! CHOY! i realised that i can't resist temptation. okie, not that i dun realise it lah, i juz refuse to admit it all along!

oh ya, i have a happy 2 wks when everyone was so stress. Well, i managed to meet my "medicines" for dinner last wk and we were talking about "one-night stand" affairs and we concluded that aud is that most likely one to have it! Hahaha.... No choice lah, i look the most innocent wan wad!

Oh, then i received jia xin mail (dun jealous, rach and pam) because i am her soulmate wad!!! hahaha... but i doubt i have the time to write to her now. jia xin, if u r reading this, pls dun get angry, i will try to write back to u asap and yup, i am damn interested in ur second part of the letter!

Then in the mid wk, me, yu mei and vince went to school and study. Vince was damn high particularly that night and never spare me and yu mei from his suaning. Although we were suppose to mug, that night we spend the time to let out alot of cats (that supposed to die in the bag).

Anyway, i have to watch tv liao.... hopefully, i have time to write! ya rite, probably in june!

2008-03-22T12:26:00.000+08:00

There was a sunday that happened not long ago, when i have to go back to sim for two lessons from 8.30 to 3. How sad to have classes on a sun and moreover it was held at 8.30 a.m. in the morning!

Then Kel was called out for this Singtel sms shoot out competition and we decided to go down to MOS to support him lol. Not long, i was also called out to join this competition too and my record was 3.33 mins back then when we registered for this event compared to kel's record which was 1.01 plus mins. I don't even know why they want me to take part and it was not even free. I have to pay money to take part a competition which God's know why am i taking part in the first place! But whatever lah, thanks God that yu mei was practising with me and i managed to hit my new record - 2 mins!

Log into this!!! Our pics are inside!!! muhaha...
http://home.singtel.com/youth/#

Kel made it to the final with less than 1 min record! He was so nervous that his fingers were so freaking cold!!!

He was then sent into the jail!
Nah... Juz kidding! He was so lonely out there!!! sobz...

Until, a guy came up to him wanting to pair up with him for the "couple" sms sections - okie. i know it sound abit gay now but who cares!

Wad lau, this was my first time to step into a club (mos) so early leh!!! But well, i am so decent so .... btw, wad is clubbing huh?

This is us! Li wen, Kel, Yu Mei and Me! Dun ask me who is who! USE UR BRAIN!

Another unexpected outing with them and it was kinda of fun except for some comments ...

XX: There is alway a difference between JCs and Poly people lolx... Just like ITE ppl are so simple minded!

wad lau, i mean there are some ITE ppl who are really damn simple minded lah (the guy that we met during the competition)...but wad is a deal between JCs and Poly ppl? JCs ppl are more smart than Poly Ppl? Seriously, this perception really suck and i really felt more distant to such ppl who have such mentality lol! After i got into SIM, i really cannot stand those act childish (oppss... they are CHILDISH), act smart and keep on hao lian that they are from JCs and AA type of girls (AA- attract attention). If they think they are smart, then excuse me, why are u asking bimbotic questions all the times! Oh... and if u dunno about soccer but want to attract guys attention, pls dun go around telling ppl that "i am a chelsea fans and MAN U suck! " Dude! didn't ur JCs teachers teach u that u need a basis for ur arguments?! BTW, u r not paris hilton so stop telling us how much u love LOVE love ur dog! Who cares?! I love HUNKS so wad? Mail to my house tomorrow?!

Am i fierce?! Nah... i am still very nice to them! Trust me! I do!

2008-03-14T02:53:00.000+08:00

Finally! my mock papers and piano exam are over for now! These past few weeks, i didn't manage to sleep well and not to mention to play well (yup, i know no one play well during examination period but i am jamie ong leh) Anyway, i screwed up for my piano exam and i never feel so depressed for my bad piano performance before. The look of the examiner....wait, he didn't look at me at all after i finished my pieces lol. He just busy writing his remarks and after he looked up at me, he gave me a cold stare and then signal me to move on to the next pieces. Damn it, i am beaten by my nervous nerves this time round and i don't even think i deserve to fail lol after 4 hrs of practicing everyday. Haiz, probably i am the type who take some kind of failure veri hard wan.

Anyway, the following mock papers managed to numb my disappointment these past few days. Mentioning about mock, i dun understand why my family members mistook it as main exam! My mother actually want me to burn my notes away because she said, "now ur exams are over and i don't want to see ur notes lying around liao!" I was like 'what? exam over? why didn't i know?!'

Nah! i am not that nice. i shouted across "WHO SAY EXAM OVER? U DECLARE IT URSELF HUH?" after that statement was made, i have five stitches on my forehead... sobzzz....

Anyway, i read the newspaper last wk (yup, i still got time to read newspaper last week) and i came across that there was a wedding took place recently (but not in singapore) in a funeral setting. The bride was dressed up in black (she look damn dead in the pic with all the gross make-up) then "rolled" into the ceremony with a coffin which the couple plan to use it as a coffee table after the wedding! wow!!! creative!!!why didn't Courts use this as advertising gimmick instead of the "everything is going up but not courts".

After the rings were exchanged, the bride immediately took a dog collar to insert into the groom neck which symbolise that she is going to literally tied him up! muhaha.... I guess it would be fun to "walk" ur husband out of the church huh!

Anyway, i watch another similar case of unique wedding! this time round, the bride and groom dressed up like clown. Oppsss... not only both of them, in fact everybody at the wedding dressed up like clown.

this is how to kiss when u have red clown nose!

Don't worry, my dear friends, i dun think my wedding will be that wacky (even thought i am) because i doubt my parents (especially MY DAD) can take such innovation stuffs. But come to think of it, i think aud might be inspire to marry in a chicky suit (the KFC type wan) with her husband in the rooster suit! muhaha... okie, i am evil!

2008-03-10T00:26:00.000+08:00

During the cny period, my sim classmate gathered for a group home visiting (haha... dunno is it the right words).... but well, it is like going around to visit classmate homes and family members cum getting hongbao from everyone of them! muhaha... it started off that everyone was kinda of tired because we have to wake up damn early to register our revision timetable online at 8 o' clock lolx... I was abit pissed off at first because i was not told of the gathering plan till last min like when my family should be expecting them.

First, Ji Xiang came over to my house and picked me then we went to amk to pick kel.

at amk hub, while waiting for the rest to park their car, we engaged in a veri crappy conversation (as usual lah) Anyway, that is kel!!!

then they heard that i am hungry, they decided to have lunch at amk hub...
sobz... i am so touched

Kel design the caption...
Wanqi: did u apply NTUC policy?
Yu Mei: Yeah! i apply it
J: u didn't apply meh?

then we have lunch at the foodcourt....

After lunch, we proceed to Ji Xiang house...
We are not allow to gamble so ....

i almost cry! hahaha...
abit sianz lah, because i dunno really feel like talking to them...
i can be abit attitude at times...

Kel and Wenling

Raymond and Yu Mei

Wanqi and Sebs

Then i started to get "high" when someone mentioned about edison scandal and i start to contribute with more up-dated juicy news....
then yu mei ask me more in detail privately... so

i explain to her although i am veri innocent wan...

Yu Mei: Hey, i also very innocent wan hor... Juz curious okay!!!!

After Ji Xiang house, we proceed to yu mei house

see... we are so decent and polite then...

the gambling began! wad lau, lucky yu mei house can gamble otherwise i will hop onto a cab and go back to sleep liao! hahaha....

wad... the gambling realli no luck lolx... then we went to wenling house to continue gambling till kel almost went bankrupt! haha... he left with 2 bucks for his dinner lolx....

On the way to wenling house, me and kel decide to do something....

hee... like paparazi hor...

As the night was approaching, i am really starting to get veri "high" liao....
Then we find taking other ppl pic is always not as fun as taking ourselves! so the vain ppl in the car decided to ...

pose.... we called ourselves "the ones" because we are the tallest four among the group! muhaha...

then we decided to take the challenge up to another level..
taking a group pic...

ah ya, failed! so we try again...

yeah! wad a nice cute pic....

why is it so nice and cute about this pic leh? because i am the only cute and nice girl in the pic among the 3 hunks.... w/o me, the pic would be veri gay!!!! so my pose enhance it.... hahaha....

Lastly, we go to my house for visiting... jin xiang commented that my house look like a k-box ktv room! muhaha

Down to 5 of us... so we dun waste time and proceed to ....

BUAN LUK! hahaha...

see! the two so happy so u know who win money liao lah!!! sobz...

2008-02-28T01:30:00.002+08:00

Hahaha... i am damn lag lah... Juz happen to browse through my "received folders" and found these photos in there so i decided to blog about it....
This were taken on elaine and yu mei's 2007 birthday and

this cake has a long and drama history lol... well, u see, i am veri realistic person so i only intend to celebrate yu mei birthday ONLY because i cannot stand elaine... (think she abit fake lah) so anyway, that day vince was asking her about the availability on that date, she kinda of act pity in front of vince till vince buay ta han and mobilised everyone to plan for her birthday. Elaine still said she want the chocoz (some model or series of cake lah) No Choice lolx, i promise vince to make her birthday as grand as Beijing 101 ceremony lolx... haha (of course no firework lah, who is she? man)

we went to Le Baroque at chimes and the place is damn romantic for friends and couple lah... well, it does look familar rite? well, this was pk 21's birthday celebration lah... (well, when inspiration went dry, past inspriation also consider good inspiration rite?)

Anyway, we have a great fun and elaine was blah blah and boasting her knowledge on wine or beer (or i dunno lah) but she keep on blah blah blah with vince (yup, only with vince) and thanks God, i still have yu mei to talk. At least yu mei is not turn on by vince charm and so her attention goes to me!!!! muhahaha...

elaine. yu mei. and me.

this is us - the socio sim buddies

2008-02-27T23:25:00.008+08:00

Hahaha.... recently i am too busy with my stuffs liao so blog also no time to clean it up. Well, chinese new year 2008 will be a busy year leh... but the fortune teller interviewed by the i-weekly said it will not be a good year. As for those who born in the yr of ox, luck is getting better and horoscope said that we should cherish this yr because next yr will not be our yr AGAIN! wad lau, ever since i am in poly, i have been reading the horoscope claiming that every year is not our yr lolx.

Chinese New Year what will we usually do leh....
House-Visiting? Holiday? Rotting?

Looking Out the BIG PLASMA window, we realise that there is one things we can't do without during chinese new year...

mahjong....

Buan Luk

then mahjong again...

till we drop.....

oh ya, not forgetting to make ur sis as banker to cheat opppsss... i mean win all her money! muhaha...

Yoz Man, Jie, who do u think i am? Veri Idiotic Person?! Nah....

Jacie, can u shut down so Jie can continue!?
J: thanks, jas....

Anyway, CNY also should have good food...

from small bites...

a good drinks.... Yum Seng!

AND GOOD FEAST....

Chu San, we went to TungLek for dim sum and suppose to be enjoying ourselves until....

that uncle of mine kept on harping on stupid issues like the waitress didn't distribute all the noodles equally and the bowl is chipped and blah blah blah....

until....

Jas: WHO CAN CHANGE PLACE WITH ME! NO, I MEAN CHANGE SEAT WITH HIM! i cannot tahan liao!
My aunt: ME TOO! CHANGE TABLE TOO...

am i that irritating? act pity...
J: YA, U R! damn irritating! keep on nagging and nagging!!!!

And not forgetting taking photos (other than getting hongbao lah! hahaha)

dunno who is that idiotic alien behind us!

No use to pose in front of the God of Fortune! I am still the winner on the mahjong table! muhaha....

then my aunt said her pose kinda of well... so we have to pose again...

until 101 NG, jas face is not getting friendly....

and this is the 102nd pic.... jas smile is kinda of... hmm... unique lah...
can't blame jas because she dun like to take pic....

Jas is shy...
Jas blushing: dun take me pls.... pls...
As the author is typing the caption, she is vomiting at the same time...

after one hour of patient, she still refuse to take a pic
Jas: pls....dun take me ok? i am very....... nice in saying no to phototaking liao....

But who will stop? So soon....

Jas fed up: aunt, u better stop it hor! otherwise hor~!!!!!

Hee... we know what is the otherwise! relax man!
Jas: Wad lau, stupid Jamie! Alway take such unglam photos!

Give me the camera lah! is it that bad to take a nice pic of me?!
hmmm... like when will u pose for me?!

Haha.... This CNY was so busy with my family members lolx...and guess what? i am suppose to study my mock duing this long break but i guess.... mock can wait for awhile lah... muhaha....

2008-01-18T18:42:00.000+08:00

yesterday, i was like having dinner with that handsome bro of mine! actually, i am damn proud that i have such a handsome friend cum brother lah... hahaha... can't blame me because i used to hang around with very geeky looking guy friends during secondary school although some are still geeky now! hahaha... but back to the topic, yup, i am having dinner with him last night without his gf knowledge.

he didn't tell his gf that he is meeting me for so obvious reason - his gf is jealous because based from what he said, he is too handsome so his gf is scare of losing him! wahaha! damn bullshit lah. but we have been talking and talking the whole night and i realised he is a regular clubber and "player" lol (no wonder his gf is a paranoid freak) And it was so weird especially when i heard him lying on the phone when his gf called him plus i need to be quiet so the situation is so awkward. Anyway, he told me that he like this girl before and because his gf took the action to chase after him, they are together now and blah blah. Whatever lah, i did my part as a nice good sister by telling him to be faithful to my "future sis-in-law" and cherish the present... yup (to some other friend like .... well.... just get into the r/s recently, hope both of u cherish each other).

The other day, when i was with audrey and meiyi at St. James (yup, the one vince helped us to reserve a table! thanks alot vince!!!), aud saw her primary school friends on the dance floor and so .... she decided to talk to him and blah blah although i dunno about their progress now. wadever, her primary school friend is not bad looking lol and i don't think i would have recognised my primary school friend especially on the dance floor.

Siao! dance floor so dark, and most of the time, i am looking for those "buay zi dong" flying arm in the sky so where got anymore attention for my primary school friend if there are any. but still, i can't believe i will meet any primary school friend there because firstly, i don't recognise them and second, they are so geek and nerd and of course decent so i..... will get a shock to see them lah... but well, i used to be decent in the past too... hahahaha....

this is the 101 shots for both of them! kept on accusing my photographing skills lousy! dude!

and i think meiyi photographing skills is worse than me lolx!

and this was taken by aud... 1 shot only leh...

this is taken by vince. after that, he was too busy so dare not bother him. we get other waitress to take for us and the result is? this is the only photo which has three of us! we appreciate vince so much more!!!!

2007-12-14T01:08:00.000+08:00

Actually there are nothing interesting to blog about recently lah that explained why my post is getting veri sian *yawn* oh well, there is finally something from me to blog liao which is ...... I am back from my taiwan trip lol! i have been to taiwan for one week and although this entry should be upload last month but but but ..... hahaha....

Anyway, we explore "dan shui" which is like the east coast beach in Singapore on our first day at taiwan.

Intro: this is my two idiotic sisters.

Taiwan also have mrt station wan lah, but in order to travel to dan shui, we need to take a bus.....

Then our treasurer (the one in yellow) is whinning as she distribute the funds ....

finally we reach this dan shui liao and it was 2.00 p.m. in the afternoon

This is their lover bridge and where are my lovers....

tata.... they are my temporary lovers! muhahaha....

look! wad is the difference between the two shots above?! of the course, the shot above this is better taken rite?! WHY LEH?! hee.... we shall not divulge too much facts lah...

My artistic shots...

Then suddenly, my two sisters drag me out of my artistic mood....because....

Jas: Look! did u see what i see!!!!

Jac: Oh... hee.... i saw it!!!!

oh... finally we found AH MA DE (the good food in town) and it is not called TA MA DE hor... don't go around and tell everyone that Jamie said this TA MA DE food not bad hor...

oh.... we realli realli realli can't wait to try their food la~~~

first, we try their sotong ball and it taste ....... wonderful lolx... Jas strongly recommend to everyone....

Jas: really veri good leh... muz try hor...

Jas: look! this is how it look like.... really veri good leh... still got juice oozing out wan... yummy.

J: enough, bimbo! we have to move on to the next dish liao!

oh.... this is my favourite smelly tofu! damn smelly, damn tofu lolx!!! muhaha

jac took that picture of me eating the tofu is too ugly liao so i am not going to upload it! Humhp! Haiz.... why can't anyone take a decent pic shot of me!!! sobz...

Jas and Jac: We are going to be priate one day!

J: ya rite, selling vcds! hahaha...

oh... who is that genius that took such a great shot of the sunset.... oh my, it look so beautiful....

Anyway, it was only 3.00 plus in the afternoon and we saw sunset lolx, dude!

On the next day, we joined a one day tour in taipei.

It was really veri veri windy...

and after photos taken .....

Jas: wad! finally, really veri cold here!
Jac: ya lor.... really buay ta han leh....

then we also visit the taipei museum

then we go to 9 fen .... on the hill and an advertisment caught my attention....

tata~~ hahaha....

wad lau, in singapore, we won't see such advertisement on the street wan leh!!!

Finally, conclusion of this tour....

VERI BORED! hahaha....

And the veri next day, we can't wait to go to taizhong for SHOPPING!!!

the treasurer once again doing her job veri veri stingy....she count veri 5 cents veri precise.

During the 3 hours train trip....

haha.... too bored liao... so self-entertainment...

look! they so give me face!!!!

And TaiZhong here we come!

Actually, Tai Zhong look like Tai Pei lah, except the street food is so much nicer.... And their smelly tofu is more smelly than Tai Pei wan! hahaha...

we also shop the BIGGEST night market of taizhong....

eeee.... they are enjoying their prawn (the whole prawn with the head and its shell were grilled then dip with weird sauce like washabei) and i find it veri veri digusting lolx. anyway, i vomit after eating that! NOT NICE!

Manage to capture shot of me.myself. and the nightmarket! except that guy block my view lolx!!!

hee.... my aunt is so desperate for the priority seat (suppose for the needy) because we walked the whole bloody day liao!

The Next Few Days....

we also visit the high class district in taipei.... and the tallest building in taipei.... Taipei 101

Taipei road is veri dangerous wan lolx. alot of vehicles do not follow the traffic light wan.... so scary to cross the road...

Jas: Hold my hand when cross the road! ok!
Jac nod: okie, i give my both hands to u.
J: dude!

so where is the tallest building lah!!!

aunt: neh! look there!

Jas and Jac: wah... realli realli veri tall leh!

this is the tallest building lolx- taipei 101.

Manage to take a shot of it, i almost sprain my neck when taking it lol!

then we also went to the supermart for my instant noodle woah!!!! Wad lau, the stuffs in taipei supermarket are damn expensive lolx!

Randon shots....

this is the mrt near our hotel lol

oh.... i look like taiwan high school college student hor....

heelo, got ppl came out to me and ask me which school am i in lolx... hee... i look young wad, no choice!!!

My sisters and aunt have nothing better to do so we have a act cute competition...

hee.... who do u think is the winner leh!

Anyway, the whole trip, we only have a map to bring us all over taipei...

this is the map... i couldn't find any other decent map elsewhere liao.... and ...

they are all japanese language lolx! wah lau, every one thought we are japanese!

2007-11-22T16:19:00.000+08:00

wad lau, WHY MY FRIENDS entries so chim wan!!!! recently, why everyone like to write about others but not themselves hor.... (okie, pk, dun have to jump at ur seat! i know u r writing about urself! hahaha)

Apparently, recently everyone like to be the narrator lol and the story is this type of pattern wan:

A and B are friends (veri veri good friend type leh) and A is in the relationship. Then as time goes by, A and B are still friends (haha... abit killer) then hor B is like a "soulmate" to A and A felt the same way toward B too. then soon and soon (must be soon lah, otherwise hor, my entry became very lor soh liao) A felt B is more than a friend to him or her lah and A is confused of his / her feelings toward her relationship and this B. Well, B is never stop being there for A. so A sure to avoid B because (in drama, A has to avoid B... hahaha.... i am so lame) then then then.... story have to spilt into two ending but will lead to the same outcome! Either B confessed or B really only treat A as friend and does nothing at all. (hahaha.... i am so evil) SO WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN? dude! of course, nothing happen lah, otherwise my friend would have msg me that he or she is in another relationship liao rite! opppsss.... i shall not continue otherwise i dare not walk home alone liao! muhahaha....

2007-11-08T01:52:00.000+08:00

Ever since i am no longer in TLP, i really damn lag in my blogging lolx.... hahaha.... because i too lazy to on the computer liao! hahaha....

Anyway, i went for wkend cruise with my family last wkend and why am i blogging about it leh?! .... because .... my mother has been chasing me to upload photos so she can "HAO LIAN" to her colleagues lolx! hahaha....

Lao Ma: Ah Ger! Can you quickly upload those photos or not?! i want to HAO LIAN to my colleagues lah! U want to wait till next year then upload ur photos huh?!

j: dude, i never thought of uploading them lolx!

WAIT! OF COURSE MY MUM DUN SPEAK LIKE AH SOH LAH.... she speak to me like ....

mummy: My dearest smart princess, when will u be free to upload all the beautiful pictures u took during the trip?

j: why?

mummy: no lah... i want to show off to my colleagues that my daughter have good phototaking skills.....

hee... that is better... anyway, here are the photos....

this is the deck!

this is the swimming pool!

hee... of course, i am kidding lah.
dun ask me what am i kidding about hor!

small hor? of course lah, what do u expect? a palace meh? sobz...

my two idiotic sis.... look! how hard are they trying to break my camera lense!

hee.... my aunt, my grandma and my maid! look how lucky are maids nowaday!

oh... additional information, my previous maid is a lesbian and reason of quitting? - to elop with her girlfriend lolx! i am serious! BAGALA man no mkt value liao!

this is my ah pa and ah ma!

another great pose!

night time is a wild time.... look!

one is wild!

one is siao! hee...

ROLE-PLAY TIME~

ah pa: hey, mei nu, u seem familiar leh!
ah ma: wad lau, u damn chessy leh...
ah pa: got meh?

i also siao liao..... the night is too high liao... la~ la~

learn from me! this is the right service when customers complain!
muz SMILE SMILE AND SMILE!

my trip is not always that happy wan.... why leh?
let me intro the two grouchy guys in the family!

my ah pek and my pa pa

seriously, they have serious issue with me, but i dun care! muhahaha.... i also have serious issue with both of them!!! grrrrr.....

my ah pa love to nag and nag at me! arrrggg and my ah pek is even worse! because he not only nag, he irritates the hell out of me! the whole trip, he does nothing but suan and suan and still suan me! siao! i wonder when did i step on his tail, opppsss... i mean legs!

oh.... i shall delicate a poem for him....

"He insult my IQ;

he challenge my EQ;

he dare me to kill;

so to keep his mouth still."

now i believe inspiration really exist in the air! i found enlightenment liao....

oh... there is one incident.... one day, my dad start nagging at us again and ....

jas: wad lau, nag at nag! nag till i lose money in the jackpot!

Finally, someone in my family really buay ta han liao and.....

mummy: CAN U SHUT UP OR NOT?! CAN U STOP NAGGING?!
daddy: got meh?! i where got nag!
mummy: u still want to argue back huh?

jas: hee.... finally mummy did something useful liao! hurray!!!!
j: my mummy can be a tiger at times leh....

Finally, i can take some picture of myself liao!!! hee.... i look good hor....

2007-10-17T12:20:00.000+08:00

oh man, i am so "lag" in blogging! wahaha.....

Anyway, i got something to blog about.... this is R(a) kinda of entry but well, i dun think i have innocent friends reading my blog so whatever lah.... hahaha.... i have this friend and let called him Mr. Meateater because this name is so apt of his desire. This meateater recently broke up with his gf for 2 years and claimed that he dun wish to reveal the reason for dumping her because it would be unfair for that girl. However turning his back, he was gossiping about how noble he was in that relationship and blah blah blah and the most noble thing that he ever done in that relationship is - he can accept rejection from that girl when he wants to have his portion of MEAT!

Ok, so what are the other noble things he had done for his ex? well, he send her home every time although he doesn't want to; he had to bear the lonely days when his ex was busy at work; he had to make alot of long trip to meet his ex; he had to spend money on her when he is a bloke and he packed his ex room when he was at her house. WOW! THAT IS SO NOBLE FOR A BOYFRIEND!!!!!

Apparently, now he is in another relationship (and not that i care but that girl got a big fat attitude problem when i saw her. she thinks that she is one of the princess in the fairytales but no offences, she is a NIGHTMARE to all fairytales lolx!) and he was sharing his "love-theory" to his friends that a relationship won't last if you never engage sexual activity with her. Then he added (information as if we want to know) that he have not yet taken his "MEAT" in this current relationship because he thinks it is too fast BUT (again he highlighted) that he wanted to do it if she dun mind! Honesty, i find it pathetic to know this jackass.

Oh.... he concluded his "sophisticated love theory" by saying that, "well.... i never have a beautiful girlfriend before leh....but well...." what kau! who do you think he is? Mr Tom Cruise?! I dun like his current girlfriend but on the other hand, i pity her because she doesn't know what kinda of prince charming she got into! oh... a horny virgin prince charming!
(note to the current gf: pls get ready a big fat red hongbao for the sacred night)

"Everyone has failed relationships. No one is god or a cupid in that sense. Memories are bad, the future, uncertain and mysterious. Disappointments, anger, forgiveness, happiness, fright, are just many of the symptoms for an ageing veteran who lost countless of war battles. A good girlfriend yesterday may be the worst enemy you have tomorrow. The person you are dating could be just a pit-stop or a bottomless end stop. "

this is taken from mr meateater blog and he was portraying a "victim of love" kinda of image to the public or some of his innocent friends lah! Arrrggggg.....it is spoiling my appetite!!!

2007-09-27T01:36:00.000+08:00

This is the emo entry that crazy people like me would dwell about it in the middle of the night at 2.00 a.m.

During my primary school, i was a talk cock kid that love to do stupid things in school. There was this girl came up to me and told me that if anyone in school was not my friend, then she must be ur enemy. Damn it, i too have alot of enemies because she was one of them! Put the record straight, i actually dun have much friends during my school days but i too indeed have alot of enemies.

Anyway, during my sec 1, i met this two friends, YL and Lu after i fell out with my best friend (stupid childish term to use on friends) cum neighbour cum travel kaki. YL and Lu came to me and i have two friends all of the sudden in sec 1 class. Anyway, i hate my sec 1 class because i have only one friend which i just mentioned above - the one that i have fell out with!

YL and Lu are the very goody christian kids and I tend to hang out more with Lu because well... she is pretty, innocent, sweet and blah blah blah.... and the most important thing is we can click bah...

Then after that, we promoted to sec 2 and i have a new clique to hang out with. I admit i didn't put enough effort to maintain the previous friendship because ..... well.... i guess in life, u will have to make tough choice to choose which clique u wish to hang out with bah... so i am also not exception lah!

Then blah blah blah and all of us graduated from secondary school. One day, i met YL on the street and she was damn cold towards me. Ok, so i asked her why and she told me that i changed alot - into someone aloof and cocky. WAH THE HECK! Then as i probed further, i realised that she was angry with me because i never reply her email which i never receive it lolx. So wadever, we clear up the misunderstanding and i asked about Lu. I came to find out that she dropped out of school and blah blah blah.... Ok, i was damn shock because how can anyone so innocent like Lu will change into .....? (dude, i have to admit that i am naive!) Alot of things happened all these years, and now we are on different tracks with different personalities and so....

Then YL told me that Lu saw me the other day but she don't wish to come up to me because .... she think i would judge her! (well.... she thinks both of us changed so much that probably no reason to talk anymore) Siao! Am i that shallow? I dunno... maybe, i am bah.... But i dun think i deserve to judge anyone lolx.

Just now, meiyi mentioned to me about this "judging friends" issues and i realised that i am also scare to be judge by friends. I am scare to judge by friends and so some things i just don't wish to tell but that doesn't mean i don't trust you guys.Actually, comes to think about it, i regret not telling you guys because i have to face stupid problems alone at that moments.... Anyway, i am meeting YL and Lu next sat (wad sei.... first time meeting leh... abit nervous now) and i dunno how the gathering will turn out... i dunno what should i say? It might be warm welcome or cold silences.

Anyway, people always advise me to move on and i shouldn't be bother to look some old friends up but i just miss them and those fading memories. Well, probably the memories will remain or fade one day but the friends you have will no longer be the same....

2007-09-26T01:52:00.000+08:00

Cancer

Perfect Partners:

Scorpio, Pisces

Nearly Perfect Partners:

Taurus, Virgo

Not Your Destiny:

Aries, Libra

I REALLY THINK 'THE NOT MY DESTINY' RITE, JIA XIN, U SAW THAT!!!!! ARIES IS INSIDE LOLX! DUDE!

PK, dun think too much hor... this is only half rite....

okie, this is taken from jiaxin blog and i am COPYING her this time by highlight those that sound like me .... well, the one in red are my comments lah - damn obvious wan so dun worry to get mixed up!

If a person with Cancer horoscope has an interest in you, they will drop subtle clues. Don't expect them to be forward, as they don't know how to be. (SEE! SO STOP ACCUSE ME OF ACTING SHY HOR.... i DUNNO how to "not being shy" k?!) Since Cancerians have a tendency to be old-fashion in beliefs, the perfect date would be tickets to the theater, a romantic restaurant, or a cultural event. (THE BEST HOR GOT FREE RIDE HOME!!!!!) As Cancer Sign tend to be romantic day dreamers, and reflect in the past, bring up some old stories so that they can relate some of theirs. Show an interest to this sentimentalist when they bring out their collections or old pictures.

People with Cancer horoscope thrive on admiration and praise. (dude! who dun like leh.... sia.... wadever, i love people to compliment me leh!!!! But i doubt it will get you somewhere lah... ) Let them know how much you admire them. Compliments will get you everywhere. Ask their opinion, and be sure to be sincere about hearing their response. Keep in mind that a people with Cancer horoscope hates rejection and is extremely cautious about making any commitment. They will try to avoid giving an answer, and whatever you do, don't try to rush them into one. Usually if the answer is no, they will go to all lengths to avoid the subject. (Ho!!!! This is really true!!!! dun rush me for an answer!!!! especially if i owe u money, PLS HOR... DUN RUSH ME.... I WILL RUN AWAY WAN!!! hahaha... just kidding lah)

A Cancerian has an excellent memory and a jealous nature. (Excellent memory as to who owe me favour or money lah....AND WHO PROVOKE ME!!!! ARRRGGGG.... ) Because they can recall situations in their past very easily, it would be a tremendous mistake to ever be insincere to this person. (MUHAHAHA.... JUZ WANT TO ADD A LAUGHTER FOR FUN! ) To them betrayal is devastating, and it will take a very long time for them to forgive, and to top it off, they may never forget. Once emotionally wounded, there will always be a void in the relationship. Emotional and financial security is of the utmost importance in this relationship. (wah seh... sound like damn scorpio.... actually hor... i also forgive easily wan lah.... juz depend how u bribe me lolx!!!!) They don't like frivolous spending, since it means a loss of control and security. (if money spend on me... then is another story wad!!!)

If you can give an enormous amount of attention and constant reassurance, you have found the perfect mate. In return you will find people with Cancer horoscope to be affectionate, romantic, sympathetic, imaginative, and quite seductive.
Although they tend to want your complete devotion, if they are in love, Cancerians will cherish and protect their partner always.

okie.... well... the last para hor... is not true liao.... i dun think i am so easily satisfied wan leh.... and i dun need enormous amount of attention lah, sound like i will have mental breakdown anytime. As for devotion rite, dude, which woman will tell their boyfriend, "hey, dun give me ur devotion hor.... i veri busy wan... give me abit can liao!" hee... probably got such people hor....

2007-09-13T00:02:00.000+08:00

First, i have to self-acclaim that i really did alot of effort to do some photo editing on some photos... well... like .... 3 or 4 photos but still.... a great effect, k! Anyway, it was a disastrous celebration because everything don't seems to follow our initial plan...

Anyway, we supposed to have our dinner at this so-called legendary ko-pi tiam at Geylang. We took a long long walk and instead of looking out for cars, we also have to keep a look-out for fires (due to 7th month, offerings were everywhere) and also this ko-pi tiam lolx. This coffeeshop is really damn damn wu lu and when we reached this place, we received alot of weird stares from the patrons instead a warm welcome from the waitress...

ok, this is Geylang so what you expect? Tai-Tai having high teas? of course not lah. Alot of old and young chi ko pek ogling at you from up to down and just in case they missed out any part of your body, they will repeat their scanning procedures in every 5 mins. They are more efficient that the nurese in the X-ray room lolx... And Hazel start to strip (because the weather is damn hot) her jacket (dude, wad r u thinking?) but alot of men are already dropping their crab from their mouth and admiring her from whatever directions. I dun think this is admiration but this are desperation.... And i wonder why don't they swallow the crab shells instead of dropping out from their mouth.... hmmm....

Anyway, we attracted alot of patron's attention but NOT NOT NOT the waitresses' attention. They don't even look at us and most of the time, they are looking in the air (it is kinda of freaky at first, because i wonder are they looking at other things instead....) Anyway, we ordered our drinks and at the same time, we also asked for the menu but guess what? They don't have menu. Well, we wanted to place our orders but they said ....

Waitress: Sorry hor... we can't take order from you leh... onli the boss can hor...

PK: so where is the boss?

Waitresses: He is cooking leh... but hor... only he can take orders lah, you guys wait for him lolx.

Hazel: How long huh?
Waitresses: Dunno leh....

One of the waitress is damn attitude lol, i guess is because she sees nothing in the sky after staring for so long and that explained her stupid attitude. Nevermind, we wait and wait and wait and still waiting but i guess the boss go to Sri Lanka to find his crab so we finally cannot take it any longer because enough is enough. Sri Lanka is damn far liao to wait for his return thus we decided to go to somewhere else for dinner instead. Anyway, after complaining for so long hor, i still hope to go there to try their crabby bee hoon leh... Heard that they are famous for it! Ok lah, back to my narration.....Here, we hop onto a cab and here we go....

Yeah, we went to Hot Stones for dinner instead. Actually, there is nothing special about the food except you

can cook it yourself. Yeah, so exciting.....

Nah~ this are our dinner.

And we presented Hazel her birthday gift which is a .....

Ta~ Ta~ a beautiful and sexy dress... Due to her laziness to search for a proper toliet, Hazel decided to change in a baby changing room....

Next, after dinner, we proceed to Artica for some chilling sessions and while waiting for our special guest, we decided to do what we are best at....

....taking photos lolx.... I dunno why summer and pk kept taking photos as if they were the female leads... Haiz... They are flooding my camera memory space lolx!

Hazel: Ya Lor, should take my photos wad! Look, how cute am i!!! I am the female lead leh!

J: Okay, i am willing to take pic for pk, summer and amy only...

Hazel: WHY WHY WHY....

J: You look too cute liao, my camera will cannot take it and will commit sucide wan....

and so hazel is very pissed off with me because i don't want to take pic for her so she conspirate with the others to steal my camera!

Hazel: We have to steal J's camera!!!
Pk: Hmmm... Great Idea! I also cannot stand her liao! Took the camera around and act big...
Summer: Are we really going to do this? J is such a nice person, i don't have the heart to steal her camera leh...

Hazel: YES! I GOT IT! I KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH J LIAO....

Hazel: We can ..... muhahaha.... So next yr, July, we can save our troubles liao...

pk at the background: hee... and our money....

But then when she stepped out of the toliet.... She saw this....

Sobz...it took me 1 hrs to qeueue up for these donuts....

Hazel: Hee... thanks leh, J. Actually hor... i suspect something liao that why hor, i took the knife to intend to cut the cake wan leh... don't think so much hor... Friend4ever huh!!!! Yeah!!!!

Anyway, the special guest was finally here liao and guess what?! Hazel was acting cute again!!! Arrrgggg....

look! How thirsty we are that we have to share our drinks!

Anyway, to conclude, a disastrous but enjoyable and adventurous celebration. Happi Birthday, Hazel....

2007-09-12T01:11:00.000+08:00

Recently, i felt like i kana retrenched because i became jobless suddenly and i seem to lead a retiring lifestyle. So i was wondering should i start working or just study. Unlike my other friends, i really think sim full-time student life sux. Life is always full of shitty problems and small issues like this just get onto my nerves for days!

Anyway, some people just seem to disappear temporary in my friendship world and didn't even reply my missed calls. Yeah, probably, by seeing my updated entries, u can be very re-assured that i am still alive and wait.... ya, my heart still pumping normally. Anyway, i know u r busy and yup, i hope when u need me to be there, i will tell u straight to ur face that i am too busy for people like you.... So, check ur phonebook and no worries, you still have your other friends but i can't be sure whether my no. in ur phonebook is still in use .....for people like u.

2007-09-09T01:22:00.000+08:00

Finally, rain and shine and i got my 1st result liao! i pass all and i am feeling damn good about it! Wohooo.... althought most of them are "c" grade lah but so what?! i still pass man!

Anyway, i am now talking to this uol friend of mine which veri beri "AA" (which mean act cute) and she really made me wanna to quit msn chatting lol. Seriously, she is one time big slacker, damn AA and most of the times, i dun think she knows what she is talking about and guess what? She pass everything too.... almost the same result as mine and her freaky goup of friends actually told her that those results were sucky because they scored alot of "A"s. Yeah, thanks for the extra information that shorten my happiness at this moment!

Seriously, most of the time she would whine about giving up her exam halfway all the crap and bullshit during the exam period and i seriously dunno how she get her credits! Probably, she sketched some nice AA cartoon on it with dialogue like "i am veri beri se bei act cute and i can be the next paris hilton so pls pls pls give me my stars and credit!" This is not sour grapes but i dun understand why she can pass ... weird! Can i post this story to the Incredible tales and i dun mind to narrate it behind the shadow leh....

Anyway, she didn't even study the organisation section for socio at all and guess what? UOL actually made a mistake by not printed such a question and people like her are so lucky to walk off like that! Whatever, i am going to be contented with my result and stop letting her to influence me!

La~ La~ i am happy, i am feeling glad.
i got the sunshine in my bag~~~~ La~ La~~~~

2007-08-27T16:21:00.000+08:00

I realise how far would a woman go to save their age been made known to the public. Well... i can say as far as penguins would travel from North Pole to South Pole.

It happened that my aunt and my second sis, dearie auntie jas, are working in the same company and my aunt fear that her colleagues might ask, bribe, trick or even kill to find out her age so one day during my family dinner ..... (sobz.... tears r currently rolling down my cheek)

Aunt: Jas, you cannot tell anyone my age leh!
Jas nod her head obediently.
Aunt: You must claim that you are 18 leh.
Jas nod her head once again.
Aunt: You must said that you r the eldest in the family and your mum had you when she is 16. Apparently, she choose to elope with your dad, k?
(Wad lau, sound so drama sia....)

My daddy and mummy are in love. But my ah ma don't approve their relationship because she don't like my dad's dressing! She think my dad's head is too small for that hat of his.

But then they elope, and oh my.... my daddy is so handsome sia!!!!
My dad also finally took off the hat and guess wad?
My ah ma was right. my dad look better without his hat!

Then here and there and .... finally they have me!!!!
i just love to pout my mouth since i was five so can't blame me for pouting it now!

ANYWAY, BACK TO REALITY!

Auntie Jas: Wad! You want me to lie! Then what about my beloved JIE JIE?

R.I.P liao.... sobz....

The next day, when my aunt and sis going to work

Jas: Okie, give me two bucks and i will do it!
Aunt: hmmm.... well, apparently ur sis don't deserve even a cents but my age deserve more than two millions so deal!

J: why.... the world is so harsh..... i am just an innocent kid....

2007-08-20T10:34:00.000+08:00

Last weekend, i met up with ds and apri at city hall. Apri had another farewell ceremony before us so he already "predicted" that he will be late and true enough, he was really very very late.

DS and the girls (including me hor) were rotting at Mac for Apri's arrival and we started our bitching sessions part 1. As usual, DS said I got a lot of grudges in me because I bitched a lot about one of the ex-members (who is currently in the prestigious school aka NTU and so busy clubbing with her new prestige friends) that she hardly has any time for us and not to mention my so-called loving but mentally challenged “brother” who treat me like Jessica Alba (not because I am hot but because I am invisible to him wad!).

But who rule the night? Of course not me lah. I admit that my grudges can be very interesting but not as interesting as DS. He can really bitch like a girl (with action and face expressions too leh) and I just realized some dark secrets about our course mates too.

Anyway, Apri is going back to Malaysia to study his law degree then he would further his degree in Australia. Seriously, I still doubt what he said because those who know Apri also knew that he is a BIG SKINNY LIAR!

Apri: bro, anyone looking?
DS: bro, i don't think so....
look! what are the guys doing? (so secretive...)

DS: bro, that guy is abit suspicious leh... he is looking at us.
Apri: yeah, bro. he is really looking at us....
what can they be doing!!! aren't you anxious to find out!!!!

Let interview Apri....

Apri: doing? do wad? who is doing wad? i dunno anything... shhhhh!!!! i am calling my "ibu" (mean mother) now.

okie, apri is lying! who will believe him! let interview DS now!

DS: well well well.... we are really really not doing anything. you must trust us.
J: BLEH! They are definately up to something!

Apparently, the photo was not very well taken because the photographer is not me!
Haiz.... i know wad you guys thinking!
everyone: Damn! why is not Jamie taking the pic. How can anyone think his or her phototaking skills better than Jamie!!!
J sigh: see.... great power comes with great responsibility.

aud: jamie. you r really a drama ma ma!
j: of course i am! otherwise why would you laugh so happily at me?!

Meiyi: I am not going to let jamie take my pic.
J: dude, what am i doing then?!

i know why meiyi refused to let me take her pic because she wants to pose with me! oh my, i am so touched!

wait! aud said i am too fake with this pic liao! Because i don't usually smile that sweet! damn it! how did she find out?!

fine... fine...fine.... aud, is my smile natural now?

apparently, aud is too greedy liao. she is still not satisfied with my smile yet so she secretly took a very ugly and "unnatural" shot of me that i am not going to blog it because it is my blog! muhahaha.... bleah, aud!

Anyway, aud left early for some mid-night birthday party... sobz....
(important note: don't think too much, the gathering was held before the 7th month)
haha... opppss.... i think i am the one who think too much~!
look how sad were ds and apri. they seems to lose their moto in life!

DS: aud really left liao huh?
J: ya.
Apri sigh: i don't wish to talk to anyone now.
DS ignore apri: why? aud left us so early....
Apri: Shut up lah, bro. Can't you see that i am feeling very sad now! can't u be more sensitive to my feeling!
DS: I also wad! *raise his hand*
J and Meiyi: aud!!! u see... they r so emo after u left.

3 seconds later....

Yup, but they found back their moto once again! look what apri had taken out from Fish & Co....
Haiz... now you know why were they so secretive just now.
ps: the girls are not involved! wahahaha....

They claimed that the F&C gave it to them... well...
Apri: Can we have the menu?
F&C handed them the menu: yes, you may.
Apri gave a big (trust me, a very big) smile to them.

After leaving F&C, they plan to kidnap another target...

DS: wonder this stick is solid or not?
Apri: Well... bro, we don't use violent wan... remember?!
DS: but.... just in case....
Apri: Trust me, we can do it without violent! We are the "ocean2".

we are so "impressed" by their great plan.
But guess wad? we hope we have left with aud!!! (just kidding)

Target: Don't do this to me.... Don't kidnap me! Pls.... don't do it.... arrrggggg.....

Anyway, the above captions are fictional. Don't take it so seriously hor! I don't wan policeman to knock on my door hor!!! Hahaha....
Anyway, really missing DS and Apri liao...

2007-08-20T10:25:00.000+08:00

Recently, everyone has been telling me that I looked sick or pale or ghost or anything that don’t describe healthy human beings! I have been eating different colour of anti-biotic and apparently, it just made me weaker. I can’t even beat up my sister if she decides to provoke me now! Sobz… And the most frustrating thing is I have to watch my diet very carefully because I have to avoid anything that is oily, spicy and tasty.

Thanks for some friends who kept on reminding that I am sick for 2 months and thanks for their nagging that I need to get well soon otherwise I will miss out a lot of fun. Dudes, I know you guys care but I think is not my body but is the fung shui in TLP. I don’t need a doctor; I need a fung shui master. Hahaha… (well, not funny.) Anyway, i decide to turn to another doctor tonight before someone walked up to me and tell me, "hey, i think you got a hole in your stomach and it might not be gastric afterall!" (ha! ha! ha!... see, i am not so sadist afterall, i will still laugh at such a comments) but in my heart i will (DAMN YOU!)

Hee... i have finally did something to my hair.

i am not looking at anything, dude. I just like to pose with my side view! wahahaha....

Did i say i have to watch what i am eating! Yup, look at my sulky expression!

i know what r u guys thinking!!! how would Jamie eats such an inedible (accordingly to her OxJord Dictionary, food that look white are definately inedible!) food!

2007-08-17T16:07:00.000+08:00

I have always “promoting” my neighbourhood to my friends and always emphasis that it is adventurous place to live in. First, there are dozens of weird people living around my block so to avoid them is like Super Mario jumping around the Shell Creepers (villains) in the Supper Mario Game. Yesterday morning, as my mum was waiting for the lift, she met this guy inside the lift (who looks normal and he is about in his early 20s) and my mum asked him whether the lift is going down. He answered, “yes”. And guess what? The lift went up to each floor. My mum realized that all levels buttons were lighted up and immediately gave an angry glare at that guy! This guy actually shrugged his shoulders and started to “examine” the buttons like how Tom Cruise will examine the alien when he happens to meet one. It is 97% that this man did it and since it is the 7th month, we shall give him 3% benefit of doubts!

Secondly, there are so many foreign “talents” creeping around the corners to admire you because you reminded them of their mother or because they have never seen a WOMAN in their entire lives before. If you are in the mood for “something”, save the trip to the club because they are more desperate than you! Oh… need something to knock you up first? No worries, coffee shops are everywhere in the vicinity. They served drinks that made you into drunkard TIGERS and I hope you don’t bump into WU SONG WITH HIS KNIFE!!!!!

There was once, an assault took place under the void deck because this so-called foreign talented worker was peeping at this couple making out near the phone booth! That stupid boyfriend beat up the foreign worker till the police came. I am kinda of surprise how the boyfriend knew there was someone peeping at them? Well, unless there is a second tongue going into his mouth lolx. Or probably the foreigner actually tap on his shoulder and asked him politely, “MAY I?” Yucks, i can’t believe seeing three people making out at my void decks! Sound like some racial harmony events! (I am not being racist here hor! It can be 3 old uncles kissing and who knows!)

Thirdly, there are always musician around my blocks and not to mention a big group of musician under the void deck! If you are rejected in the “living the dreams” competition, bring your guitar down for an auction here. But spare your “upstairs” neighbours and DON’T SHRILL IN THE MIDDLE OF 3.00 A.M.

2007-08-16T16:38:00.000+08:00

Sometimes, i felt that i am extremely awfully then horribly nice to human beings that are not my friends so under the Oxford dictionary, we referred this group of human beings as STRANGER! I love the world, I love the Earth and I love the human race too. But then, some kind of stranger just loves to step over the Earth boundary and joined the Martians teams. Martians love to irritate human beings and that’s why they send UFOs in the middle of the night to irritate the folks and to even irritate us further, they blast the UFOs across the sky for fun! Well, to “hao lian” that they can speed in the sky but we can’t speed on the road! What an irritating mentality.

Anyway, there was this cute stranger I knew recently who loves to irritate and annoy me. That stranger love to CCTV (mean spy and spy and still spying) behind my back and then when I looked back, guess wad? She ran away with laugher. At that moment, I thought I am working in IMH! (Institute of Mental Hospital) Dude! And my job scope is not to clear your pampers so stop calling me to your desk!

Anyway, when she did a dumb mistake, she deserved every little big and small scolding and although idioms sound it nice “face the music”, you don’t expert such melody from me. I don’t sing for goodness sake. Especially to you! So don’t act cute in front of me and asked me, “mmm…. Why are you so fierce to me? Why r you scolding me?”

Me clearing my throat*: Well, yap, you r right, I shouldn't scold you. You don’t deserve scolding at all. You deserve ......

A BEATING! A BEATING TO STOP YOUR ACT CUTE ATTITUDE!!!!

look at this bear... i can be as cute as this bear wan...

and i can be as evil as this cute devil too! muhahaha....
oh. this is the cutest devil i found in my friend's friendster! hahaha....

2007-08-14T15:22:00.000+08:00

Neil Gaiman book - Stardust, was made into movie. It all starts when, instead of the "lump of rock" Tristan imagined, the star in question turns out to be a young woman named Yvaine. She was felled from the sky by a ruby necklace thrown to the winds by a cruel king who decrees before he dies that whichever of his male heirs finds it will succeed him on the throne. So as usual, Tristan found Yvanie and supposed to embark a adventure fantasy journey back to where he belong. Yvaine supposed to be a kinda of angel which is witty, charming and not to mention gorgeous... haiz... anyway, after watching the trailer, i felt abit disappointed that Clarie Danes is too serious in her role liao lolx... anyway, let's take a peep into why i have issues on the movie.... (compared with romeo + juliet)

ROUND 1

this was the current Clarie - playing Yvannie, the angel.

and this was the Angelic Clarie in her another movie... - playing as a human being lolx.

so who look more angel in this round?!

ROUND 2
k, lets take a closer shot just in case the above pic is abit blur...

Oh... don't worry, u r not seeing any ghost. this is an angel!!!!
haiz... i know wad r u thinking.... u r thinking of her rite?? ....

Haiz... she supposed to be a ghost soon. sobz....

ROUND 3

Even the romance also haiz.... a big differences...

this is a very very decent romance lah... *yawn*

and this is a heartthrob romance. okie, i have to admit that male lead do play a part in creating such effect....

ROUND 4
I don't even know why is there even a round 4, but anyway, the poster round....
omg, i am so looking forward ....

to dig out my vcds on romeo + juliet now!!!

Conclusion:
anyway, yup, i guess i will still be watching stardust although i have complained so much.... muahaha... but those above are my preparatory whinning... i guess sick ppl are grouchy ppl.

2007-08-14T10:38:00.001+08:00

I love to talk to human being even how disgusting they can be. But…. I don’t like to talk to them on two instances. One, when I was in my sleepy mood and Second, when I was in my “baddie” mood. Yup, and every morning was usually the either-or situation. Recently, there is this someone who doesn’t know her limit in irritating me. I am a nice person overall and that is what I hope I am but usually when met with the above two situations, I can be very very nasty. Even nasty to the most innocent new kid on the block! I can be so nasty to someone that they would start to think the most evil enemy is actually the most kind-hearted saint to them. Oh, thanks Chris, the word I should be using is ANNOYING! Annoying! And I am annoyed!!! And now I was even forced not to wear my ear pieces so my ear would be more sensitive to irritating people footsteps.

I am a very contented person when comes to work. I am a peace-loving nature worker SO DON’T COME OVER and engaged in a small chat with me!!!! Can’t you see, I love peace (mean silence) and nature which mean noise generate naturally not from human! I am going to stay here till August so spare me the agony to entertain you. Other than my soul mate (you know who) in the office, I don’t wish to speak to people especially in the morning!!!! I think my illness have pushed my tolerance level to the brim of my throat so this is what I am doing now…. Buzz off

2007-08-02T11:17:00.000+08:00

I was in alright mood yesterday till something triggered my emotions. Something damn stupid and childish to be emo about but what to do? I am a typical cancerian, born with a highly emotional nature so of course i get very emotional easily lolx.

Ya, recently there is someone who goes around in my office "bootlick" the senior staff and so fortunately, i am one of them. And apparently she msn me most of the time not to mention coming over for a "short chat" and most often caught me off guard like when i am blogging?! ok, i admit i do like praises here and there at times (dude, who doesn't?) but sometime, i felt abit weird... (ok, because abit fake lah)

Anyway, i do admit that i enjoy such accompany at times since my partner was busy with her new friend (not that i am offended, i am okay with the new girl) and not to mention mon and tue when no one talk to me so when she approached me .... i talk to her lah! And most of the time, she took the initiative to talk to me so i kinda of reciprocate lah.

Ya! And people in the office like V thought that i am the one who make the initiative to build a friendship with her or i enjoyed such an privilage attention given by her. The worse part is V think that i side with her (during a quarrel between both of them at my desk lolx) but well, the truth is ... i didn't lah! when comes to work, i draw my lines very clear wan lolx. I asked both of them to end it and return to their respective seats. but .... V seems abit stubborn so i have no choice but to tell her off in a (slightly harsh) manner lah.... but i don't think that i take sides or trying to double-cross anyone. This really can pissed me off if a friend would have thought of me like that. Because only friend know me well enough that i only stick to my status quo group of friends!

Anyway, i hate changes! (a typical cancerian) That is why i prefer to go back to my intern firm to work even though friends have advised me to move on. I always told myself that there are something in this firm for me to stay on and now i realised probably nothing worth staying on anymore. ya, probably the only one who would feel sad of my departure of this firm is 510 lol. hahaha....

2007-08-01T11:39:00.000+08:00

I had a very weird dream last night. I dreamt that i was back in my secondary school and i was running away from the crowd when the prefects announced us to queue up to return back to our classes. I don't seem to be happy to be back there. sobz.... Then i bumped into him lah and damn it, my face blushed even when i was dreaming and he started talking to me then the most damn it is his gf came over and told me that we have to stay back for band sessions and she walked away from both of us. Then we started talking and walking around the school till he disappeared and then i continued running. i saw alot of familiar faces, those that will make you smile and those that will haunt you. As i was running, Jun asked me where am i going and where r the others. I am glad i didn't tell her that they r dead! wahaha... (juz kidding) But well, i also dunno what did i tell her and she gave me a smile that send typhoon down to my spine lolx. Then i started to get hungry and the canteen was kinda of empty by the time i realised i am done with my running. I walked around and inspecting those stalls.... oh my.... the food seem so delicious lolx and when i was about to order, he appeared in front of me suddenly with that sicking smile on his face.....

What a weird dream. Actually at times, i can't help but wonder what will happen if we actually date. And whenever we have a short chat, i would probably ended up sleepless for nights.... can't blame me for liking him mah, afterall he is the first guy that held my hand, the first guy that stood up for me and moreover he has a broad chest!!!! wahahaha.... Nah!!!!! Stop it! So sorri, i am still in my dreamy mood... hee....

2007-07-30T20:46:00.000+08:00

Wad a day to stay this Monday! Have to clear the tables and room for the new lawyer and paralegal. Must i clear their diapers too if they shit in TLP? And i dunno what medicine the doctor has prescribed to me, i think the medicine might have alcohol in it otherwise why the hell am i feeling drowsy and "floating". Hei! sound familiar?! Anyway,my head is so damn heavy now and i have been yawning for the past 8 hours! I think i need to draft a will now just in case i drop dead in michael room. Jen wanted me to pack away those old files and seriously, i dunno where else can i dump those old files since the flushing system in our toliet have some problem now... haiz... why don't jen "accidentally" drop her lighter on the floor? i might contribute to the s'pore psi to increase once again.

HOW TO CLEAR THE TABLE ???? TO ......

How can it be?! Maybe Tom Cruise can engage his alien friends to help out lah!
Don't even know why Jen asked me to do.... I am not Suri lolx!

I have to carry each boxes (size? - look at the ones circled in red) to stack up tall lolx.

And inside every box are thick thick files that filled to the brim!!!!!

Finally end of the day liao and ....

bye bye to the mess! wahaha... i am so wu liao~

2007-07-20T11:09:00.000+08:00

i can't get committed in anything! haha...Studio Wu is having this promotion which seems damn attractive but then then then.... 1 yr commitment, abit too long for me leh... but well, i hope i won't get commit for stupid reasons....

Studio Wu's 5th Anniversary:
In conjunction with our 5th year anniversary, we are having a 50% off our 1-year unlimited package. Call us now to find out more!

I dunno why the word "commitment" seem very scary to me and even it comes to job, i would rather come and go (but of course with lesses salary each time i comes back) than to sign a slavery bond with michael. Even the slavery bond seems very attractive like annual trip to the moon, i think i will reject lolx. Unless hmm... i reached a certain age (a age which i think i will probably starting to register under the "resignation of your own fate" events).

Oh... i found out something shocking but yet expected and dun give a damn news about kaki-ivan. He is in another relationship yet again! Can't believe it. After the previous r/s, he swore and curse and swore once again not to get into relationship because based on his "MCP" theory, girlfriends are a "sure-lose money" investments. In his view, girls are underworld vampire, professional bloodsucker! I think he might have bumped into Paris Hilton when she is serving her jail term. No wonder she want to get out of the jail due to some undeclared reasons!

And guess wad, kaki actually claimed that he dun love her and can offer her "so-called official" girlfriend to his brothers. Woah, such a noble act! When is the next noble prize nomination huh?! I am so despise him for acting like another Kevin Federline and i hope both of them will meet at a mortal near Geylang and realised that they can't live without each other and officially become a pair. So both of them can stop thinking of screwing girls because they found each other ass! ho ho ho.... i am so sorri for being crude! but well.... that is just me!

2007-07-16T09:59:00.000+08:00

Recently, there are apparently ONLY 3 MOVIES in all the cinemas around the world now. Well, so hard to watch a movie that is not a "BLOCKBUSTER" and even harder to catch a movie (that is obviously not a blockbuster) that is not in a weirdest timing like hmm.. 11 a.m. ?! or ... 3.00 a.m.? on a wkday?! all i know the Ghost Festival is not here yet but .... why r there shows at those timing huh? Anyway, i watched all three blockbusters and i think i deserve a GOLD medal because i have contributed alot in the movie industry... fincially....

TRANSFORMERS - the robots that won't die!
Firstly, i watched the formidable "only metals" transformers and guess wad... so "cool" to watch robots fighting with ... another robots and i can't differentiate which is which... because the good guys are the black robots and the bad guys are the "not so black but from far still look black" robots. haiz... why can't the good guys look more colourful like bumber bees.... with wings or halo on their heads?! then it would be easier to differentiate and cheer for the correct heroes...

oh ya... i can't believe who will spend a bomb on such poster?! and hang it in ur room! u couldn't see anything... even with the light on! oh ya, i think i saw something...wait huh... hmmm... the word "transformers".

Both r so handsome rite!? ... they r the male leads....

yeah.... i think no human can replace them in the movie....

ah... finally i can see some humans liao... oh ya, i love this couple alot because they r juz so cute.... And he is such a cutie pie hero....

conclusion: well, overall transformers is kinda of good movie that worth 3.5 to 4 stars lah.. but not much robots' characters developments leh so if u never watched transformers in ur entire life, then u can close ur eyes at the last few scenes of the movie... (dun tortured ur brain by trying to differentiate them).

HARRY POTTER - another summarised movie of it
Oh... i know this next movie very well... The Harry Potter movie.

well, this is the fifth installation but if u didn't read the story book and neither have watched the first few movie, then dun bother to watch this. U might as well save the money for ktv?! or a good feast.
This movie is a "miracle" because they can actually summarise a book of 600 pages to a 2 hours plus movie! So dun be surprise that they caught u breathless when watching the show...

wad r they looking?! probably into their future!
i guess Daniel will be in shcok if he would see himself in 5 yrs down the road, naked on the stage... oh... with a naked horse?! still dun get wad i mean?! (then read on...)

oh... how much they have evolved.... from kids to man....
i guess everyone knew it after watch ... the Equus (stage play)

dun worry... i upload the one with his jeans (and probably boxer) on.

i realli hope book 7, they could concluded ron and hermonie relationship. it is damn freaking draggy and so boring to read the same old "i think i like u but still not very sure" relationship between both of them!

hee... isn't he handsome... i love RON!!!!! that hand doesn't belong to his! he look very sissy with that hand but i repeat, that hand doesn't belong to his!

Conclusion: 3.5 stars.... because not much of Ron! hahaha... The whole movie is always about harry potter. Ron and Heromine only appeared about 30 mins of the shows only lolx... and most of the time, they would stand beside harry and listening to his whine... What a whining hero! Ya, Harry, we know that Lord V wants to kill u and ya, he ONLY WANT TO KILL U. And he ONLY interested in killing u. we know that so stop repeating this in ur next book and movie!
And probably after V killed u, he will miss ur whinning and he will kill himself too. wad a nice ending! should suggest this to J.K.R.

DIE HARD 4.0 - the one that explosion juz dun kill Bruce!
The next movie was actually not my choice and i guess it would never be my choice if i really have a choice. but well, still, i watch this movie under no choice circumstances... wahaha... but never regret watching it afterall.

This was a movie that dun have the male handsome lead and u can't find any female lead in this movie. but nevertheless, Bruce W saved the rating with his action and witty comments. All i can say is .... A ONE MAN MOVIE juz like his poster! wow, save printing costs!

Oh... and Maggie Q is definately very hot but guess wad?! she has a very "orbiang" name in the movie.... "may". Mr Director, u might as well named her as MARY! dude, not all asian have chinese name ONLY. Asian too have english names like Lucy, Jackie, Maggie, Michelle or Fann? Even they dun have english name, they too have a very nice name like Ziyi, Hyori - CK model, Yunjin Kim - lost cast. so well well well, Mr Hollywood Directors, pls stop being stereotype to Asian and pls give them a nicer name in ur movie in future....

Conclusion: 4 stars. If u have nothing to do and u suffered from a headache, u can watch this show because the explosion might cure ur headache and who knows, u might start taking out IT courses.... and if u r a IT geeks, oh ... this show definately make u guys veri proud... and girls might start wanting to be geeks if u wish to look as hot as Maggie! but pls wear ur contact lenses and rebond ur hair to .... black, obviously! she is asian and asian have only black hair, isn't it, mr director?

2007-07-10T10:16:00.000+08:00

Guys, I know this year is the childhood blockbuster year that rekindled old dreams, old cartoon and old horror. For me, Transformers have always been a horror to me because I hate to watch it when I was a child. Anyway, it has made into movie so what more can I say... Although Michael commented that I am a girl so Transformers is not my cup of tea but doesn't mean I would prefer care bears leh... ok, I am not even sure have I ever watch care bears cartoon but anyway, even so I did, I dun think I like it because I dun even recall watching it at the first place! Wahahaha.... But overall, that doesnt mean I dun have a “childhood” lol. I do watch cartoons like Power Rangers (sound very familiar and i meant the very original casting and not the very lousy improvised version of it.) and these so-called three bears which auddy and meiyi never heard of it. I have enough of been accused of watching some Martian Cartoon from Mars so I did a search on Yahoo and realized that these so-called bears are actually not bears but chipmunks. (okie, my fault for mistook them as bears because i can't differential bears and chipmunks when i was a kid lolx) Now, did it ring any ding dong bells? Ok, I have evidences to prove that this chipmunks are not from Mars and guess what? Juz like Garfield and Transformers, the chipmunks are also going to make it to the big screen.

You see! They are brothers and i love the one in blue because he is very smart and .... timid?!
hahaha... i love geeks even when i was young.. wadever, my taste in guys are always damn freaking weird!

Nah... This is the cartoon version....

oh.... aren't they cool?!

This is the movie that i am talking about... Seriously, i dun understand why this poster or movie remind me of Garfield lolx.... Haiz... abit disappointing....

2007-07-09T12:11:00.000+08:00

wow! i have managed to upload all the photos in my blog. i took the whole morning doing it leh.... wait, why do i have so much time to do it leh? well well well, my boss went for trial with peggy lolx... and peggy was so happy that she finally get to go for trial. well, dude, it is juz a one-day trial lolx. and the worse part is, MP told me that, "j, although u dun have to go for trial, i still want u to do the bundles..." wad lau, and i kana ot on fri till 11 lolx.

haiz, wadever, i can slack the whole morning and isn't that so good..... hee.... and now i am abit hungry liao because i "work very hard" the whole morning.... hee....