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.Tuesday, July 14, 2009 ' 8:44 PM Y
lose one friend, lose all friends, lose yourself

My sister has been thinking of her 21st birthday party and preparing a list of who to invite. Apparently, she has 35 friends in her list. Then i start thinking of my own list (just in case i have a party too. Who knows, i can have a 25th birthday party wad!) and i realised i well.....only can come out 14 friends and damn freaking sadly, i still have to include ACK lol.

Haiz, i think is time for me to start making friends liao lol. If next time, my wedding and i have only 14 friends to invite and out of this 14, roughly 10 are my jie mei then kao, other people may think i am from er mei pai liao lol! wahahaha....

Anyway, last wk, i attended a drinking session with chris and his friends. His friends brought their gfs and well, i am glad to be too "high" to be chatty with the girls. Then we were talking about branded stuffs and complaining how stingy our bfs are for not getting us more branded stuffs. At this moments, Mr meat eater's virtuous gf sulked, "he never buy any branded stuffs for me before." At this moment, Mr meat eater immediately argued back, "so am i a good bf huh?" and she immediately changed her tone and smiled (damn disgusting sweetly), "ya. u are a good boyfriend. actually, i dun need any branded things wan lah." Kao, at that moments, all our bfs look at their gfs respective and expect the same old statement from us. Siao! I just rolled my eyes lol. Wah! What a spoilt market girlfriend lah!

Then well, she asked ACK whether are we getting marry soon and ACK was stunned (that ass always stunned wan lah) and she added that women like (we are the same age) US (and thanks huh for dragging me in ), our biological clock is ticking. Wonder did she say that to "hint" her bf lol. Ya, if i was there when she said this, i will smile and tell her mine is not ticking but already explode liao. Okie, i think meat eater better become a butcher soon to sell more pig to start a family liao before the clock went anti-clockwise. Wah, this woman really spoilt market leh.







THE DARKY

People are in the dark; they dunno what to do;
I had a little lantern, oh but it got blown out too;
I'm reaching out my hand, i hope you are too;
i just want to be in the dark with you.

SHE WANTSY

She wants nothing more than a stressful life;
She wants nothing less than the joyous times;
She wants nothing special under the starry nights;
She wants nothing ordinary when inspiration shines.


THE SURFERY


THE GOSSIPY