.Thursday, November 08, 2007 ' 1:52 AM Y
lose one friend, lose all friends, lose yourself
Ever since i am no longer in TLP, i really damn lag in my blogging lolx.... hahaha.... because i too lazy to on the computer liao! hahaha....
Anyway, i went for wkend cruise with my family last wkend and why am i blogging about it leh?! .... because .... my mother has been chasing me to upload photos so she can "HAO LIAN" to her colleagues lolx! hahaha....
Lao Ma: Ah Ger! Can you quickly upload those photos or not?! i want to HAO LIAN to my colleagues lah! U want to wait till next year then upload ur photos huh?!
j: dude, i never thought of uploading them lolx!
WAIT! OF COURSE MY MUM DUN SPEAK LIKE AH SOH LAH.... she speak to me like ....
mummy: My dearest smart princess, when will u be free to upload all the beautiful pictures u took during the trip?
j: why?
mummy: no lah... i want to show off to my colleagues that my daughter have good phototaking skills.....
hee... that is better... anyway, here are the photos....
this is the deck!
this is the swimming pool!
hee... of course, i am kidding lah.
dun ask me what am i kidding about hor!
small hor? of course lah, what do u expect? a palace meh? sobz...
my two idiotic sis.... look! how hard are they trying to break my camera lense!
hee.... my aunt, my grandma and my maid! look how lucky are maids nowaday!
oh... additional information, my previous maid is a lesbian and reason of quitting? - to elop with her girlfriend lolx! i am serious! BAGALA man no mkt value liao!
this is my ah pa and ah ma!
another great pose!
night time is a wild time.... look!
one is wild!
one is siao! hee...
ROLE-PLAY TIME~
ah pa: hey, mei nu, u seem familiar leh!
ah ma: wad lau, u damn chessy leh...
ah pa: got meh?
i also siao liao..... the night is too high liao... la~ la~
learn from me! this is the right service when customers complain!
muz SMILE SMILE AND SMILE!
my trip is not always that happy wan.... why leh?
let me intro the two grouchy guys in the family!
my ah pek and my pa pa
seriously, they have serious issue with me, but i dun care! muhahaha.... i also have serious issue with both of them!!! grrrrr.....
my ah pa love to nag and nag at me! arrrggg and my ah pek is even worse! because he not only nag, he irritates the hell out of me! the whole trip, he does nothing but suan and suan and still suan me! siao! i wonder when did i step on his tail, opppsss... i mean legs!
oh.... i shall delicate a poem for him....
"He insult my IQ;
he challenge my EQ;
he dare me to kill;
so to keep his mouth still."
now i believe inspiration really exist in the air! i found enlightenment liao....
oh... there is one incident.... one day, my dad start nagging at us again and ....
jas: wad lau, nag at nag! nag till i lose money in the jackpot!
Finally, someone in my family really buay ta han liao and.....
mummy: CAN U SHUT UP OR NOT?! CAN U STOP NAGGING?!
daddy: got meh?! i where got nag!
mummy: u still want to argue back huh?
jas: hee.... finally mummy did something useful liao! hurray!!!!
j: my mummy can be a tiger at times leh....
Finally, i can take some picture of myself liao!!! hee.... i look good hor....
