.Monday, August 20, 2007 ' 10:34 AM Y
lose one friend, lose all friends, lose yourself
Last weekend, i met up with ds and apri at city hall. Apri had another farewell ceremony before us so he already "predicted" that he will be late and true enough, he was really very very late.
DS and the girls (including me hor) were rotting at Mac for Apri's arrival and we started our bitching sessions part 1. As usual, DS said I got a lot of grudges in me because I bitched a lot about one of the ex-members (who is currently in the prestigious school aka NTU and so busy clubbing with her new prestige friends) that she hardly has any time for us and not to mention my so-called loving but mentally challenged “brother” who treat me like Jessica Alba (not because I am hot but because I am invisible to him wad!).
But who rule the night? Of course not me lah. I admit that my grudges can be very interesting but not as interesting as DS. He can really bitch like a girl (with action and face expressions too leh) and I just realized some dark secrets about our course mates too.
Anyway, Apri is going back to Malaysia to study his law degree then he would further his degree in Australia. Seriously, I still doubt what he said because those who know Apri also knew that he is a BIG SKINNY LIAR!
Apri: bro, anyone looking?
DS: bro, i don't think so....
look! what are the guys doing? (so secretive...)
DS: bro, that guy is abit suspicious leh... he is looking at us.
Apri: yeah, bro. he is really looking at us....
what can they be doing!!! aren't you anxious to find out!!!!
Let interview Apri....
Apri: doing? do wad? who is doing wad? i dunno anything... shhhhh!!!! i am calling my "ibu" (mean mother) now.
okie, apri is lying! who will believe him! let interview DS now!
DS: well well well.... we are really really not doing anything. you must trust us.
J: BLEH! They are definately up to something!
Apparently, the photo was not very well taken because the photographer is not me!
Haiz.... i know wad you guys thinking!
everyone: Damn! why is not Jamie taking the pic. How can anyone think his or her phototaking skills better than Jamie!!!
J sigh: see.... great power comes with great responsibility.
aud: jamie. you r really a drama ma ma!
j: of course i am! otherwise why would you laugh so happily at me?!
Meiyi: I am not going to let jamie take my pic.
J: dude, what am i doing then?!
i know why meiyi refused to let me take her pic because she wants to pose with me! oh my, i am so touched!
wait! aud said i am too fake with this pic liao! Because i don't usually smile that sweet! damn it! how did she find out?!
fine... fine...fine.... aud, is my smile natural now?
apparently, aud is too greedy liao. she is still not satisfied with my smile yet so she secretly took a very ugly and "unnatural" shot of me that i am not going to blog it because it is my blog! muhahaha.... bleah, aud!
Anyway, aud left early for some mid-night birthday party... sobz....
(important note: don't think too much, the gathering was held before the 7th month)
haha... opppss.... i think i am the one who think too much~!
look how sad were ds and apri. they seems to lose their moto in life!
DS: aud really left liao huh?
J: ya.
Apri sigh: i don't wish to talk to anyone now.
DS ignore apri: why? aud left us so early....
Apri: Shut up lah, bro. Can't you see that i am feeling very sad now! can't u be more sensitive to my feeling!
DS: I also wad! *raise his hand*
J and Meiyi: aud!!! u see... they r so emo after u left.
3 seconds later....
Yup, but they found back their moto once again! look what apri had taken out from Fish & Co....
Haiz... now you know why were they so secretive just now.
ps: the girls are not involved! wahahaha....
They claimed that the F&C gave it to them... well...
Apri: Can we have the menu?
F&C handed them the menu: yes, you may.
Apri gave a big (trust me, a very big) smile to them.
After leaving F&C, they plan to kidnap another target...
DS: wonder this stick is solid or not?
Apri: Well... bro, we don't use violent wan... remember?!
DS: but.... just in case....
Apri: Trust me, we can do it without violent! We are the "ocean2".
we are so "impressed" by their great plan.
But guess wad? we hope we have left with aud!!! (just kidding)
Target: Don't do this to me.... Don't kidnap me! Pls.... don't do it.... arrrggggg.....
Anyway, the above captions are fictional. Don't take it so seriously hor! I don't wan policeman to knock on my door hor!!! Hahaha....
Anyway, really missing DS and Apri liao...
