.Monday, August 27, 2007 ' 4:21 PM Y
lose one friend, lose all friends, lose yourself
I realise how far would a woman go to save their age been made known to the public. Well... i can say as far as penguins would travel from North Pole to South Pole.
It happened that my aunt and my second sis, dearie auntie jas, are working in the same company and my aunt fear that her colleagues might ask, bribe, trick or even kill to find out her age so one day during my family dinner ..... (sobz.... tears r currently rolling down my cheek)
Aunt: Jas, you cannot tell anyone my age leh!
Jas nod her head obediently.
Aunt: You must claim that you are 18 leh.
Jas nod her head once again.
Aunt: You must said that you r the eldest in the family and your mum had you when she is 16. Apparently, she choose to elope with your dad, k?
(Wad lau, sound so drama sia....)
My daddy and mummy are in love. But my ah ma don't approve their relationship because she don't like my dad's dressing! She think my dad's head is too small for that hat of his.
But then they elope, and oh my.... my daddy is so handsome sia!!!!
My dad also finally took off the hat and guess wad?
My ah ma was right. my dad look better without his hat!
Then here and there and .... finally they have me!!!!
i just love to pout my mouth since i was five so can't blame me for pouting it now!
ANYWAY, BACK TO REALITY!
Auntie Jas: Wad! You want me to lie! Then what about my beloved JIE JIE?
R.I.P liao.... sobz....
The next day, when my aunt and sis going to work
Jas: Okie, give me two bucks and i will do it!
Aunt: hmmm.... well, apparently ur sis don't deserve even a cents but my age deserve more than two millions so deal!
J: why.... the world is so harsh..... i am just an innocent kid....
