I have always “promoting” my neighbourhood to my friends and always emphasis that it is adventurous place to live in. First, there are dozens of weird people living around my block so to avoid them is like Super Mario jumping around the Shell Creepers (villains) in the Supper Mario Game. Yesterday morning, as my mum was waiting for the lift, she met this guy inside the lift (who looks normal and he is about in his early 20s) and my mum asked him whether the lift is going down. He answered, “yes”. And guess what? The lift went up to each floor. My mum realized that all levels buttons were lighted up and immediately gave an angry glare at that guy! This guy actually shrugged his shoulders and started to “examine” the buttons like how Tom Cruise will examine the alien when he happens to meet one. It is 97% that this man did it and since it is the 7th month, we shall give him 3% benefit of doubts!

Secondly, there are so many foreign “talents” creeping around the corners to admire you because you reminded them of their mother or because they have never seen a WOMAN in their entire lives before. If you are in the mood for “something”, save the trip to the club because they are more desperate than you! Oh… need something to knock you up first? No worries, coffee shops are everywhere in the vicinity. They served drinks that made you into drunkard TIGERS and I hope you don’t bump into WU SONG WITH HIS KNIFE!!!!!

There was once, an assault took place under the void deck because this so-called foreign talented worker was peeping at this couple making out near the phone booth! That stupid boyfriend beat up the foreign worker till the police came. I am kinda of surprise how the boyfriend knew there was someone peeping at them? Well, unless there is a second tongue going into his mouth lolx. Or probably the foreigner actually tap on his shoulder and asked him politely, “MAY I?” Yucks, i can’t believe seeing three people making out at my void decks! Sound like some racial harmony events! (I am not being racist here hor! It can be 3 old uncles kissing and who knows!)

Thirdly, there are always musician around my blocks and not to mention a big group of musician under the void deck! If you are rejected in the “living the dreams” competition, bring your guitar down for an auction here. But spare your “upstairs” neighbours and DON’T SHRILL IN THE MIDDLE OF 3.00 A.M.

People are in the dark; they dunno what to do;
I had a little lantern, oh but it got blown out too;
I'm reaching out my hand, i hope you are too;
i just want to be in the dark with you.

She wants nothing more than a stressful life;
She wants nothing less than the joyous times;
She wants nothing special under the starry nights;
She wants nothing ordinary when inspiration shines.