.Monday, July 16, 2007 ' 9:59 AM Y
lose one friend, lose all friends, lose yourself
Recently, there are apparently ONLY 3 MOVIES in all the cinemas around the world now. Well, so hard to watch a movie that is not a "BLOCKBUSTER" and even harder to catch a movie (that is obviously not a blockbuster) that is not in a weirdest timing like hmm.. 11 a.m. ?! or ... 3.00 a.m.? on a wkday?! all i know the Ghost Festival is not here yet but .... why r there shows at those timing huh? Anyway, i watched all three blockbusters and i think i deserve a GOLD medal because i have contributed alot in the movie industry... fincially....
TRANSFORMERS - the robots that won't die!
Firstly, i watched the formidable "only metals" transformers and guess wad... so "cool" to watch robots fighting with ... another robots and i can't differentiate which is which... because the good guys are the black robots and the bad guys are the "not so black but from far still look black" robots. haiz... why can't the good guys look more colourful like bumber bees.... with wings or halo on their heads?! then it would be easier to differentiate and cheer for the correct heroes...
oh ya... i can't believe who will spend a bomb on such poster?! and hang it in ur room! u couldn't see anything... even with the light on! oh ya, i think i saw something...wait huh... hmmm... the word "transformers".
Both r so handsome rite!? ... they r the male leads....
yeah.... i think no human can replace them in the movie....
ah... finally i can see some humans liao... oh ya, i love this couple alot because they r juz so cute.... And he is such a cutie pie hero....
conclusion: well, overall transformers is kinda of good movie that worth 3.5 to 4 stars lah.. but not much robots' characters developments leh so if u never watched transformers in ur entire life, then u can close ur eyes at the last few scenes of the movie... (dun tortured ur brain by trying to differentiate them).
HARRY POTTER - another summarised movie of it
Oh... i know this next movie very well... The Harry Potter movie.
well, this is the fifth installation but if u didn't read the story book and neither have watched the first few movie, then dun bother to watch this. U might as well save the money for ktv?! or a good feast.
This movie is a "miracle" because they can actually summarise a book of 600 pages to a 2 hours plus movie! So dun be surprise that they caught u breathless when watching the show...
wad r they looking?! probably into their future!
i guess Daniel will be in shcok if he would see himself in 5 yrs down the road, naked on the stage... oh... with a naked horse?! still dun get wad i mean?! (then read on...)
oh... how much they have evolved.... from kids to man....
i guess everyone knew it after watch ... the Equus (stage play)
dun worry... i upload the one with his jeans (and probably boxer) on.
i realli hope book 7, they could concluded ron and hermonie relationship. it is damn freaking draggy and so boring to read the same old "i think i like u but still not very sure" relationship between both of them!
hee... isn't he handsome... i love RON!!!!! that hand doesn't belong to his! he look very sissy with that hand but i repeat, that hand doesn't belong to his!
Conclusion: 3.5 stars.... because not much of Ron! hahaha... The whole movie is always about harry potter. Ron and Heromine only appeared about 30 mins of the shows only lolx... and most of the time, they would stand beside harry and listening to his whine... What a whining hero! Ya, Harry, we know that Lord V wants to kill u and ya, he ONLY WANT TO KILL U. And he ONLY interested in killing u. we know that so stop repeating this in ur next book and movie!
And probably after V killed u, he will miss ur whinning and he will kill himself too. wad a nice ending! should suggest this to J.K.R.
DIE HARD 4.0 - the one that explosion juz dun kill Bruce!
The next movie was actually not my choice and i guess it would never be my choice if i really have a choice. but well, still, i watch this movie under no choice circumstances... wahaha... but never regret watching it afterall.
This was a movie that dun have the male handsome lead and u can't find any female lead in this movie. but nevertheless, Bruce W saved the rating with his action and witty comments. All i can say is .... A ONE MAN MOVIE juz like his poster! wow, save printing costs!
Oh... and Maggie Q is definately very hot but guess wad?! she has a very "orbiang" name in the movie.... "may". Mr Director, u might as well named her as MARY! dude, not all asian have chinese name ONLY. Asian too have english names like Lucy, Jackie, Maggie, Michelle or Fann? Even they dun have english name, they too have a very nice name like Ziyi, Hyori - CK model, Yunjin Kim - lost cast. so well well well, Mr Hollywood Directors, pls stop being stereotype to Asian and pls give them a nicer name in ur movie in future....
Conclusion: 4 stars. If u have nothing to do and u suffered from a headache, u can watch this show because the explosion might cure ur headache and who knows, u might start taking out IT courses.... and if u r a IT geeks, oh ... this show definately make u guys veri proud... and girls might start wanting to be geeks if u wish to look as hot as Maggie! but pls wear ur contact lenses and rebond ur hair to .... black, obviously! she is asian and asian have only black hair, isn't it, mr director?
