Last night when I was shopping with Chris in orchard, this weird lady just popped out in front of me and I almost died of heart attack. But before I can check my pulse reading, she started to speak to me in a weird accent. I was taken aback after she finished talking – because I dun understand what she is talking from the start. Anyway, after much translation in different languages, I finally know that she wanted me and chris to do her a favour by helping her to redeem a five dollars voucher with her receipts. Apparently, each shopper can only collect one time even though you possess ten thousand receipts on that actual day. I am not willing to help her (because I sense nothing good in helping her) and apparently my facial expression gave her the golden answer but she was not satisfied! She kept on pestering us that if we help her, we can actually use her receipts to take part in the grand draw and the top prize is a CAR!!!! wow!!! How she know we can’t afford a car?!?!?! dude, still not tempting enough for me to help her.

Chris is a nice guy. Too nice that he really deserve a SLAP. He actually agreed in doing it. Well … well … I dare not say NO when my guy said yes rite? so bo bian! I have to help lolx. We queued up at the redemption counter for a bloody century and when it is our turn, this woman at the redemption counter told us that the receipts are duplicates so they are invalid! wat the fish lol. so pek chek. However, this is not the end yet! The woman still proceed to give us the voucher but gave us a kind of glance that we ARE CHEATING for the sake of the five bucks voucher! Sound so noble in letting us off with that voucher and yet that BIG voucher is afterall not going into our pocket anyway!

So where is that weird woman? I hope she returned back to MARS but sadly, she was waiting for us at the stairway. Then we handed her the voucher and she muttered the coldest “thank you” that you can ever find in North Pole and rushed off. She definitely dun look grateful at all, and in fact, she appeared aloof after getting that voucher. Arrgggg…. such people are not only kiasu but ungrateful! Seriously, I felt that me and chris are like two innocent kids, kana make use by villain to do bad things.

I got to go liao… time for my mutant communication classes.

People are in the dark; they dunno what to do;
I had a little lantern, oh but it got blown out too;
I'm reaching out my hand, i hope you are too;
i just want to be in the dark with you.

She wants nothing more than a stressful life;
She wants nothing less than the joyous times;
She wants nothing special under the starry nights;
She wants nothing ordinary when inspiration shines.