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.Friday, September 22, 2006 ' 11:18 AM Y
lose one friend, lose all friends, lose yourself

Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. Man: "Hello" Woman: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?" Man: "Yes" Woman: "I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only 3 ,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" Man: "Sure...go ahead if you like it that much." Woman: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked." Man: "How much?" Woman: " 300,000" Man: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." Woman: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking 850,000" Man: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It really is a pretty good price." Woman: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!" Man: "Bye! I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape. He smiles and asks: "Anyone knows whose phone this is? "







THE DARKY

People are in the dark; they dunno what to do;
I had a little lantern, oh but it got blown out too;
I'm reaching out my hand, i hope you are too;
i just want to be in the dark with you.

SHE WANTSY

She wants nothing more than a stressful life;
She wants nothing less than the joyous times;
She wants nothing special under the starry nights;
She wants nothing ordinary when inspiration shines.


THE SURFERY


THE GOSSIPY